Everyone that played Among Us during the pandemic gets to pick ONE ceo
December 11, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Everyone that played Among Us during the pandemic gets to pick ONE ceo
Almost caught me slippin
December 2, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Almost caught me slippin
Incellderm: Just because you don’t respect women, that doesn’t mean you can’t respect your skin.
November 28, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Incellderm: Just because you don’t respect women, that doesn’t mean you can’t respect your skin.
Following starter packs was a mistake
November 25, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Following starter packs was a mistake
*at the matchmaker*
My type? Well I’m a bit of a sapiosexual, so I prefer women with Brazilian BRAIN Lifts!
*stares at me in silence*
Could you also put down big old fat dumper?
My type? Well I’m a bit of a sapiosexual, so I prefer women with Brazilian BRAIN Lifts!
*stares at me in silence*
Could you also put down big old fat dumper?
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
*at the matchmaker*
My type? Well I’m a bit of a sapiosexual, so I prefer women with Brazilian BRAIN Lifts!
*stares at me in silence*
Could you also put down big old fat dumper?
My type? Well I’m a bit of a sapiosexual, so I prefer women with Brazilian BRAIN Lifts!
*stares at me in silence*
Could you also put down big old fat dumper?
Joining bluesky is kind of the opposite of touching grass.
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Joining bluesky is kind of the opposite of touching grass.
Me: Sharks, I have six words for you: Six foot sub double sided dild--
Mr. Wonderful: I'LL GIVE YOU $400 MILLION FOR FIVE PERCENT!!!!
Mr. Wonderful: I'LL GIVE YOU $400 MILLION FOR FIVE PERCENT!!!!
November 24, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Me: Sharks, I have six words for you: Six foot sub double sided dild--
Mr. Wonderful: I'LL GIVE YOU $400 MILLION FOR FIVE PERCENT!!!!
Mr. Wonderful: I'LL GIVE YOU $400 MILLION FOR FIVE PERCENT!!!!
You know whats gross? 144 of any particular item.
November 24, 2024 at 2:59 AM
You know whats gross? 144 of any particular item.
Do you ever just go on Threads to feel what it's like to live in a dream sequence from Twin Peaks?
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Do you ever just go on Threads to feel what it's like to live in a dream sequence from Twin Peaks?
Reposted by mike benner
i believe we can get kevin durant on here if enough people post about him messing up their parlay so he makes an account to yell at them
November 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
i believe we can get kevin durant on here if enough people post about him messing up their parlay so he makes an account to yell at them
You can have ass, you can have gas, you can have grass. Pick two.
November 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
You can have ass, you can have gas, you can have grass. Pick two.
Reposted by mike benner
We're doing a live DEAD PILOTS SOCIETY this Sunday 1/21 at a reasonable hour for a reasonable price!
Terrific pilots by @mike-eagle.bsky.social @benner.bsky.social. Terrific stars incl @pftompkins.bsky.social Tawny Newsome, @phillamarr.bsky.social + more!
Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/deadpi...
Terrific pilots by @mike-eagle.bsky.social @benner.bsky.social. Terrific stars incl @pftompkins.bsky.social Tawny Newsome, @phillamarr.bsky.social + more!
Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/deadpi...
January 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
We're doing a live DEAD PILOTS SOCIETY this Sunday 1/21 at a reasonable hour for a reasonable price!
Terrific pilots by @mike-eagle.bsky.social @benner.bsky.social. Terrific stars incl @pftompkins.bsky.social Tawny Newsome, @phillamarr.bsky.social + more!
Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/deadpi...
Terrific pilots by @mike-eagle.bsky.social @benner.bsky.social. Terrific stars incl @pftompkins.bsky.social Tawny Newsome, @phillamarr.bsky.social + more!
Tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/deadpi...
They should put Chris Estrada in a marvel movie. Make him The Thing, why not
October 14, 2023 at 5:03 PM
They should put Chris Estrada in a marvel movie. Make him The Thing, why not
Do you think everyone that worked on the new Wonka movie was just super depressed for six months afterwards?
October 13, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Do you think everyone that worked on the new Wonka movie was just super depressed for six months afterwards?
Everything reminds me of her
October 7, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Everything reminds me of her
Me when I drive by a place that sells hot dogs:
October 6, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Me when I drive by a place that sells hot dogs:
Posting AI headshots of yourself is very loserish behavior, I am sorry to break it to you all.
October 4, 2023 at 6:37 AM
Posting AI headshots of yourself is very loserish behavior, I am sorry to break it to you all.
Remember when Andre 3000 recorded a rap song about Dracula getting married while wearing football pads then people spent 20 years arguing whether he is the greatest rapper of all time or not
September 28, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Remember when Andre 3000 recorded a rap song about Dracula getting married while wearing football pads then people spent 20 years arguing whether he is the greatest rapper of all time or not
i love you but i am not reading your 2,000 word instagram caption
September 21, 2023 at 9:10 PM
i love you but i am not reading your 2,000 word instagram caption
In your face, Hemingway.
September 9, 2023 at 7:26 PM
In your face, Hemingway.