It’s been a scary couple of days but we are ultimately okay for now. Thanks for checking in!

I’d prefer a gallon of bleach

I don't know how weird I'm allowed to be on here yet, I've wrote and rewrote a post about Clifford the Big Red Dog humping me to death like a dozen times before deleting it.

It's been a while since I cranked out tweets, I'm trying to regain my posting legs here.