Benji
@bennibennibenji.bsky.social
Self-identified rebel scum.
Lowkey considering buzzing my hair for the winter.
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Lowkey considering buzzing my hair for the winter.
What good is a stomach bug if I don’t reach my birth weight after??
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What good is a stomach bug if I don’t reach my birth weight after??
Does LinkedIn even know what a roll is?
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Does LinkedIn even know what a roll is?
Finally cut the Spotify cord.
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally cut the Spotify cord.
Who at META thought activity bubbles on Instagram was a good idea?
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Who at META thought activity bubbles on Instagram was a good idea?
Merry Christmas! F^ck you. -OmniCom
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Merry Christmas! F^ck you. -OmniCom
The shy one woke me up with cuddles. He must know it’s my birthday.
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The shy one woke me up with cuddles. He must know it’s my birthday.
Back on my morning bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Back on my morning bullshit.
So let’s say you woke up from a really vivid sex dream about yourself and a friend. Would you share that with the friend?
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
So let’s say you woke up from a really vivid sex dream about yourself and a friend. Would you share that with the friend?
I decided my next tattoo is going to be @theblessedmadonna.bsky.social's glasses with the script 'What comes next will be marvelous.' Now I just have to figure out what pair of glasses to choose.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I decided my next tattoo is going to be @theblessedmadonna.bsky.social's glasses with the script 'What comes next will be marvelous.' Now I just have to figure out what pair of glasses to choose.
Welcome to America! Have you hugged a corporation today?
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Welcome to America! Have you hugged a corporation today?
I've been on the job hunt for about a week and the most shocking thing so far is the number of companies who claim they 'treat employees as people first'. Our culture has become so toxic that companies must state as an incentive 'we won't dehumanize you' while also referring to people as resources.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've been on the job hunt for about a week and the most shocking thing so far is the number of companies who claim they 'treat employees as people first'. Our culture has become so toxic that companies must state as an incentive 'we won't dehumanize you' while also referring to people as resources.
Not bad for almost 40.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Not bad for almost 40.
I kinda love it when the girls are off cycles and their chins soften and skin clears up.
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I kinda love it when the girls are off cycles and their chins soften and skin clears up.
You know it’s a busy night at the gym when you have a queue for the bathroom.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You know it’s a busy night at the gym when you have a queue for the bathroom.
NFN, I'm just waiting ICE agents to find out the hard way that NC has stand-your-ground laws and I'm very scared of what Trump's response to that will be.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
NFN, I'm just waiting ICE agents to find out the hard way that NC has stand-your-ground laws and I'm very scared of what Trump's response to that will be.
A quick paws between zoomies and WWE with his brother.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A quick paws between zoomies and WWE with his brother.
Megyn Kelly needs to remember how Trump treated her and the way the public rallied behind her rather than apologize and justify the actions of a criminal ring of pedophiles.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Megyn Kelly needs to remember how Trump treated her and the way the public rallied behind her rather than apologize and justify the actions of a criminal ring of pedophiles.
Deleting Grindr has ripple effects. At least 3 people at the gym asked why I’m mad at them or why I blocked them. 😅
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Deleting Grindr has ripple effects. At least 3 people at the gym asked why I’m mad at them or why I blocked them. 😅
'Same' kills a conversation so fast.
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
'Same' kills a conversation so fast.
The thiccening is upon us.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The thiccening is upon us.
So, Elon helps destroy the economy with DOGE and government. He then gets recalled back to Tesla where he is rewarded with a $1T deal over 10 years? It’s time to revolt. Eat the eff’n rich.
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
So, Elon helps destroy the economy with DOGE and government. He then gets recalled back to Tesla where he is rewarded with a $1T deal over 10 years? It’s time to revolt. Eat the eff’n rich.
BF: Babe, I’m going to Home Depot. Need anything?
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
BF: Babe, I’m going to Home Depot. Need anything?
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
Me: If they have kittens will you grab two? They may say they’re out so make sure you ask them to check in the back.
BF: 😑
Long overdue, but thank you for your service!
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Long overdue, but thank you for your service!