We’re holding a multi-pipe duct flute festival in the 100 Acre Wilderness of Maine this summer and would love for you to open the Thursday, July 23 show. The green room is at 45.45° N, -69.00° W, just let yourself in. And bring DEET.

Have you ever listened to my concept album, The Well-Tempered Ocarina? Heady stuff.

First he snackses, then relaxes? I like yours better.

Joey Bag of Donuts is my favorite Celtic chieftain.

If this was a job interview I just want to say here and now: I would hire this person.

I don’t know, but Zed’s dead.

Power to repair itself.