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Bennie Redmile
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Some wanted the new park to be verdant, some preferred fecund. Blows were exchanged over the difference and eventually the park land became a Starbucks.
I think Dick Van Dyke is one of your what you call good demons.
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We’re holding a multi-pipe duct flute festival in the 100 Acre Wilderness of Maine this summer and would love for you to open the Thursday, July 23 show. The green room is at 45.45° N, -69.00° W, just let yourself in. And bring DEET.
December 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Have you ever listened to my concept album, The Well-Tempered Ocarina? Heady stuff.
December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Our defeat took its toll. The very air was melancholic. That’s when I withdrew a flageolet from my vest pocket and began playing All Star by the band Smash Mouth
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
First he snackses, then relaxes? I like yours better.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Somewhere out there is a regular guy named Jeffrey Epstein who is using his middle name as much as he can, or going by Jeff and just praying for all this to be behind us. I’d like to buy that guy a beer and let him vent for a while. I’ll bet he could use it.
December 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Donald Trump says his favorite word is ‘tariffs.’ My favorite word is ‘public.’ Public schools, public libraries, public parks, public service, public health, public places.”
—Thomas Friedman
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Look, little girl, we all like Ray, and I’m sure he’s really nice to you, but you don’t know what love is until you’ve learned the meaning of the blues.
December 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Lovers of Brahms were much disturbed by large numbers of people leaving the hall between movements of the C minor symphony....It must be admitted that to the larger part of our public, Brahms is still an incomprehensible terror."

—Boston Evening Transcript, November 16, 1885
December 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Joey Bag of Donuts is my favorite Celtic chieftain.
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If this was a job interview I just want to say here and now: I would hire this person.
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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-I suppose people who live long enough end up like old pine floorboards – stepped on by everybody going somewhere and a little dished out and worn except for nail heads and knots and places where nobody ever walks
- WELCOME TO MOE'S
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I don’t know, but Zed’s dead.
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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The ice on the driveway is neither frozen, nor slushy, but a secret third thing
December 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
He is old and not well, but today for another day Sonny Rollins still lives, and so I, too, will go on.
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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This one time during a blues set at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que in Syracuse, NY a waitress carrying a tray of ribs on her shoulder shoved me out of the way and it was the most honest and meaningful human interaction I’ve ever had
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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This, that, AND the other? In this economy?
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Humans are brutal occupiers on this planet. Unless we reframe our perception of our very purpose here on Earth, we will be victims of our own invasions, extinctions, AI creations and genocides
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Everyone on US soil is entitled to due process per the constitution

Everyone on US soil is entitled to due process per the constitution

Everyone on US soil is entitled to due process per the constitution

Everyone on US soil is entitled to due process per the constitution
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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100% THIS!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If I’m in Massachusetts watching Bournemouth v Chelsea, it means there must be someone in Nottinghamshire watching Marquette v Wisconsin. These are the wonders of the universe Carl Sagan was talking about.
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I'm considering doing a complete Sesame Street rewatch in case there are any letters or numerals I missed.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Power to repair itself.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM