Mr. Ben
@bennybucks.bsky.social
Co-host of the Nonessential Podcast!
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
Obviously, expectations for the Eagles are higher than the division. But shutting the door on Dallas will always feel good.
Go birds.
Go birds.
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Obviously, expectations for the Eagles are higher than the division. But shutting the door on Dallas will always feel good.
Go birds.
Go birds.
Thinking a lot about how dumb of a lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" is.
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thinking a lot about how dumb of a lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" is.
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
She hogged on my warts till I...
This is fucking gross.
This is fucking gross.
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
She hogged on my warts till I...
This is fucking gross.
This is fucking gross.
Now I'm telling ya, you're gonna want that trucoat on there.
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Now I'm telling ya, you're gonna want that trucoat on there.
Played the Pragmata demo.
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Played the Pragmata demo.
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
Eagles gonna get that W today. I just know it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Eagles gonna get that W today. I just know it.
What if I'm stealing cars and need to be gone in 60 seconds?!
What if my baby is stealing cars and needs to be gone in 60 seconds?!
Argh! The treading!
What if my baby is stealing cars and needs to be gone in 60 seconds?!
Argh! The treading!
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What if I'm stealing cars and need to be gone in 60 seconds?!
What if my baby is stealing cars and needs to be gone in 60 seconds?!
Argh! The treading!
What if my baby is stealing cars and needs to be gone in 60 seconds?!
Argh! The treading!
A deep dive into the Kingdom Hearts plot:
December 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
A deep dive into the Kingdom Hearts plot:
Put a little more time into Metroid Prime 4 and i got into the open map bit.
And I don't really like that shit either. I basically don't like anything new that this game does.
I'm basically a bitter old fuck!
And I don't really like that shit either. I basically don't like anything new that this game does.
I'm basically a bitter old fuck!
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Put a little more time into Metroid Prime 4 and i got into the open map bit.
And I don't really like that shit either. I basically don't like anything new that this game does.
I'm basically a bitter old fuck!
And I don't really like that shit either. I basically don't like anything new that this game does.
I'm basically a bitter old fuck!
"why not go get a professional shave?"
I'll fucking tell you why!
I'll fucking tell you why!
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"why not go get a professional shave?"
I'll fucking tell you why!
I'll fucking tell you why!
No way around it. That was the worst Hurts has ever looked. Genuinely dogshit game from him, closed out by a god awful decision and the Chargers made him pay for it again.
All of the other usual shit was bad too. They are a fucking terrible offense.
Go birds.
All of the other usual shit was bad too. They are a fucking terrible offense.
Go birds.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
No way around it. That was the worst Hurts has ever looked. Genuinely dogshit game from him, closed out by a god awful decision and the Chargers made him pay for it again.
All of the other usual shit was bad too. They are a fucking terrible offense.
Go birds.
All of the other usual shit was bad too. They are a fucking terrible offense.
Go birds.
Next Don Draper in this bitch.
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Next Don Draper in this bitch.
Naive on my part, but I was hoping the Cowboys game would finally be the wake up call.
There is no wake up call this year. I think the Eagles will hold on to get to the playoffs, but it'll be a piss poor effort. They're out of time to effectively change who they are, I think.
Go birds.
There is no wake up call this year. I think the Eagles will hold on to get to the playoffs, but it'll be a piss poor effort. They're out of time to effectively change who they are, I think.
Go birds.
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Naive on my part, but I was hoping the Cowboys game would finally be the wake up call.
There is no wake up call this year. I think the Eagles will hold on to get to the playoffs, but it'll be a piss poor effort. They're out of time to effectively change who they are, I think.
Go birds.
There is no wake up call this year. I think the Eagles will hold on to get to the playoffs, but it'll be a piss poor effort. They're out of time to effectively change who they are, I think.
Go birds.
Need the Eagles to get that W today.
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Need the Eagles to get that W today.
This Thanksgiving, beg Goblox for forgiveness!
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This Thanksgiving, beg Goblox for forgiveness!
For all their bright spots (mostly on defense), a loss like that really defines the Eagles this year. You just can't believe in this team in any matchup.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
For all their bright spots (mostly on defense), a loss like that really defines the Eagles this year. You just can't believe in this team in any matchup.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
They're conservative offensively. They're soft. It's a fucking chore to watch every week.
Go birds.
Doc, I didn't go against all of your advice to die.
I went against it to find out if I'm really alive.
I went against it to find out if I'm really alive.
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Doc, I didn't go against all of your advice to die.
I went against it to find out if I'm really alive.
I went against it to find out if I'm really alive.
