Mr. Ben
@bennybucks.bsky.social
Co-host of the Nonessential Podcast!
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
https://thenonessential.libsyn.com/
1/2 of the electronic/downtempo chill duo CLaB!
https://allthatclab.bandcamp.com/music
Substack
https://bpmatlock.substack.com
Just a big butthole all around.
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Mr. Ben
@bennybucks.bsky.social
· Aug 21
You know what the best part of my day is? It's those few moments when I'm sitting on the toilet, and i hit that courtesy flush. Because for that brief moment, i think there's a chance I'm gonna get sucked into my toilet. No "goodbye, see ya later." Just gone with my own shit.
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fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
fuck you and may the horse you rode in on live a long and beautiful life away from the corrupting influence of man
Obviously, expectations for the Eagles are higher than the division. But shutting the door on Dallas will always feel good.
Go birds.
Go birds.
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Obviously, expectations for the Eagles are higher than the division. But shutting the door on Dallas will always feel good.
Go birds.
Go birds.
Thought the Eagles offense has actually moved the ball okay. But they're not finishing and Jake Elliott has just decided to double down on a rough year by imploding completely. Missing three kicks straight, the same way.
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Thought the Eagles offense has actually moved the ball okay. But they're not finishing and Jake Elliott has just decided to double down on a rough year by imploding completely. Missing three kicks straight, the same way.
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Here's my pitch for a new Godzilla movie:
What if Godzilla got bitches?
What if Godzilla got bitches?
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Here's my pitch for a new Godzilla movie:
What if Godzilla got bitches?
What if Godzilla got bitches?
Thinking a lot about how dumb of a lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" is.
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thinking a lot about how dumb of a lyric "Christmas comes this time each year" is.
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
Fucking really? EACH YEAR?
That thing with gen Z'ers calling hitler a "strong leader" sure seems like they missed the whole second half of that story where in addition to being a fucking monster, he fucked everything up and left Germany in ruin.
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That thing with gen Z'ers calling hitler a "strong leader" sure seems like they missed the whole second half of that story where in addition to being a fucking monster, he fucked everything up and left Germany in ruin.
"I am the Alpha and the Omega. I am it, Chief."
~The Lord
~The Lord
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"I am the Alpha and the Omega. I am it, Chief."
~The Lord
~The Lord
She hogged on my warts till I...
This is fucking gross.
This is fucking gross.
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
She hogged on my warts till I...
This is fucking gross.
This is fucking gross.
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i'm gonna do a skateboard trick over the White House that changes every Republican's heart this Christmas
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i'm gonna do a skateboard trick over the White House that changes every Republican's heart this Christmas
I probably would have said mario kart 8 back then.
I'd still be comfortable picking that now, but I'd lean toward DK Tropical Freeze.
I'd still be comfortable picking that now, but I'd lean toward DK Tropical Freeze.
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2014, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2014 is now, if it differs
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend
Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I probably would have said mario kart 8 back then.
I'd still be comfortable picking that now, but I'd lean toward DK Tropical Freeze.
I'd still be comfortable picking that now, but I'd lean toward DK Tropical Freeze.
I really enjoy "haha, you clowns."
Not just because it's a great show, but because it takes me back to the old days of adult swim shows where people look at you like you're dumbest fucking dude on the planet for liking it.
Not just because it's a great show, but because it takes me back to the old days of adult swim shows where people look at you like you're dumbest fucking dude on the planet for liking it.
December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I really enjoy "haha, you clowns."
Not just because it's a great show, but because it takes me back to the old days of adult swim shows where people look at you like you're dumbest fucking dude on the planet for liking it.
Not just because it's a great show, but because it takes me back to the old days of adult swim shows where people look at you like you're dumbest fucking dude on the planet for liking it.
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To hit a baseball, traveling 100 MPH, you can’t stop to think about it. This skill, not thinking about things, doesn’t always translate to other facets of life
Yo what the hell is going on with LA athletes right now
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
To hit a baseball, traveling 100 MPH, you can’t stop to think about it. This skill, not thinking about things, doesn’t always translate to other facets of life
Die Hard is not a christmas movie. It is not movie at all.
It is life!
It is life!
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Die Hard is not a christmas movie. It is not movie at all.
It is life!
It is life!
Played the Pragmata demo.
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Played the Pragmata demo.
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
I think that could be a really cool game.
Annnnnnd those are my impressions, honey!
Pour one out for the one fucking car in the lot that parked underneath that shit.
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pour one out for the one fucking car in the lot that parked underneath that shit.
Finished Metroid Prime 4.
I keep saying it's an okay game overall with some bad ideas (or at least poorly executed ones), but i think i probably disliked more of it than i liked by the end.
Just play Prime remastered.
I keep saying it's an okay game overall with some bad ideas (or at least poorly executed ones), but i think i probably disliked more of it than i liked by the end.
Just play Prime remastered.
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Finished Metroid Prime 4.
I keep saying it's an okay game overall with some bad ideas (or at least poorly executed ones), but i think i probably disliked more of it than i liked by the end.
Just play Prime remastered.
I keep saying it's an okay game overall with some bad ideas (or at least poorly executed ones), but i think i probably disliked more of it than i liked by the end.
Just play Prime remastered.
I don't know if there are too many major takeaways from that game, given the Raiders are a true dumpster fire this year. But the Eagles did exactly what they should have done in that matchup.
Go birds.
Go birds.
a cartoon owl is standing in front of a microphone and a sign that says j.a.
ALT: a cartoon owl is standing in front of a microphone and a sign that says j.a.
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't know if there are too many major takeaways from that game, given the Raiders are a true dumpster fire this year. But the Eagles did exactly what they should have done in that matchup.
Go birds.
Go birds.
Going up to the mall Santa and demanding this be the year he make my hair perfect.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Going up to the mall Santa and demanding this be the year he make my hair perfect.
The problem with Jake from State Farm as a marketing mascot is that bad shit should happen to him all the time. Nobody wants to see some douche yucking it up with celebrities.
A piano should fall on his head.
A piano should fall on his head.
December 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The problem with Jake from State Farm as a marketing mascot is that bad shit should happen to him all the time. Nobody wants to see some douche yucking it up with celebrities.
A piano should fall on his head.
A piano should fall on his head.
The Christmas, go by your favorite person a big ol' bottle of smelly shit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The Christmas, go by your favorite person a big ol' bottle of smelly shit.
Eagles gonna get that W today. I just know it.
December 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Eagles gonna get that W today. I just know it.
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I saw mommy kissing santa claus and dad was just watching from a chair in the corner of the room
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I saw mommy kissing santa claus and dad was just watching from a chair in the corner of the room
I've put a good amount of time into Metroid Prime 4, and it is like the poster child for why you shouldn't put every game in an open world structure.
Again, the game is okay overall. But it's bloated with nothingness that takes typical Metroid backtracking and creates a fucking nightmare.
Again, the game is okay overall. But it's bloated with nothingness that takes typical Metroid backtracking and creates a fucking nightmare.
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I've put a good amount of time into Metroid Prime 4, and it is like the poster child for why you shouldn't put every game in an open world structure.
Again, the game is okay overall. But it's bloated with nothingness that takes typical Metroid backtracking and creates a fucking nightmare.
Again, the game is okay overall. But it's bloated with nothingness that takes typical Metroid backtracking and creates a fucking nightmare.
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What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?