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Benny Profane
@bennyprofanev.bsky.social
Aspiring academic at just the right point in history for all things educational.
Woe: 5
Dread: 4
Frolic: 2
Malice: 3
Just looking at the box office of that animated David vs. Goliath movie, and... It would seem the answer is no.
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Yeah, predates it by a couple decades, I was just being silly. To your point, then: the makers of the 2016 thing overestimated the market for a sword-and-sandal. My question is, if they'd waited a couple years for the "men only think about Rome" meme, maybe it would've been different?
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I wouldn't say it had *zero* cultural impact.
a cartoon of a man tied up with a rope laying on the floor .
ALT: a cartoon of a man tied up with a rope laying on the floor .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Maybe I'm underestimating the appeal, but I don't see a lot of box office promise in Grok with the Wind.
The parody will certainly outperform it, or have greater "cultural impact," which is evidently a thing.
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Don't know if this'll work, but if you publicize that the mute piggy in question is Bodine, he might emerge from his bunker to correct you (to correct all of us, really).
December 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You write skeets, not Järvfjällets
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is this a real thing, or are you suggesting amazing sample sentences for English Duolingo?
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
You could've just covered the eyes of his ornate and sinister mask. This sounds like a real choice on your part.
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Do you think this is being encouraged by execs who want their products to fall under AI deregulatory policy? Like, if states can't enforce regulation, then we're at a Gillespie-esque "platform" impasse, where everything classified as AI essentially has no guardrails, no? Or am I catastrophizing?
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I feel this so much. Even if someone on AIM had me fuming, the second I found some hidden gem of a website, I'd forget about it and just fall down the rabbit hole.
Is that the issue? Are there no third places on the internet anymore, either?
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Depends. As hardcore pornography? Meh. As an A.I. prompt to generate a Drescher-as-Morticia video? It's pitchfork-and-torch time for you, my friend.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You know, the Oscars turned into Power Slap so gradually, I didn't even notice.
December 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ちぃが流れた。
December 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If she didn't immediately shout, "GOTTA GO FAST" and dash away, her cells should be collected and used to cure social anxiety.
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fun fact: the lyrics are the same on the poppy version for It'll End in Cheers: TMC in a Major Key!
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Of course I'm psyched for his comedic voice, but I also genuinely love watching him play the game. He's so creative, and he brings so much joy to the table.
December 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If it isn't you in front of the camera, I'm not watching.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Does this mean ChASS Bank will be subject to less regulation than Wells Fartgo? Because that seems unethical.
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So the "I'm Da Joker" getaway car was just a red herring???
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
By "all the clues," you mean that during the actual heist and getaway, Jiavani just kept squealing, "Jiavani!"?
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM