Benny Profane
@bennyprofanev.bsky.social
Aspiring academic at just the right point in history for all things educational.
Woe: 5
Dread: 4
Frolic: 2
Malice: 3
Woe: 5
Dread: 4
Frolic: 2
Malice: 3
@kumail.bsky.social How many Big Bird lore keepers have you been assailed by in the last 48 hours?
(Night Thoughts ruled.)
(Night Thoughts ruled.)
December 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@kumail.bsky.social How many Big Bird lore keepers have you been assailed by in the last 48 hours?
(Night Thoughts ruled.)
(Night Thoughts ruled.)
My submission for a #1 Dad mug:
(Softly singing) Cut sandwich into pieces, this is your grilléd cheese
(Softly singing) Cut sandwich into pieces, this is your grilléd cheese
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My submission for a #1 Dad mug:
(Softly singing) Cut sandwich into pieces, this is your grilléd cheese
(Softly singing) Cut sandwich into pieces, this is your grilléd cheese
Can we all just appreciate how much pressure Nate Silver is under to grift harder, with Kalshi coming to cable news networks? This is like an 8yo searching the house for odd jobs to do because their school bus was about to put $1-a-play Roblox in all the seatbacks.
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can we all just appreciate how much pressure Nate Silver is under to grift harder, with Kalshi coming to cable news networks? This is like an 8yo searching the house for odd jobs to do because their school bus was about to put $1-a-play Roblox in all the seatbacks.
I won't call the cops on you for robbing me at knifepoint, as long as I get to watch you enjoy what you buy with my money.
This is a post about SoraDisney.
This is a post about SoraDisney.
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I won't call the cops on you for robbing me at knifepoint, as long as I get to watch you enjoy what you buy with my money.
This is a post about SoraDisney.
This is a post about SoraDisney.
I love John Cena's strategy of being stunt-cast in enough prestige shows that eventually, a showrunner will see making him the lead as the ultimate stunt-casting.
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I love John Cena's strategy of being stunt-cast in enough prestige shows that eventually, a showrunner will see making him the lead as the ultimate stunt-casting.
@otsumamiboy.bsky.social How are we supposed to read this and just... have a week? kotaku.com/tekken-direc...
Tekken Director Katsuhiro Harada Leaves Bandai Namco
The fighting game veteran announced that he is leaving the company after decades leading the series
kotaku.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@otsumamiboy.bsky.social How are we supposed to read this and just... have a week? kotaku.com/tekken-direc...
Apple: Who should portray the wasted shell of a man who made computer use compelling for an audience beyond a bunch of weirdo hobbyists in Northern California?
Also Apple: Who's dating Dua Lipa right now?
Also Apple: Who's dating Dua Lipa right now?
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Apple: Who should portray the wasted shell of a man who made computer use compelling for an audience beyond a bunch of weirdo hobbyists in Northern California?
Also Apple: Who's dating Dua Lipa right now?
Also Apple: Who's dating Dua Lipa right now?
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Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
The eight Dem senators: the Mount Rushmore of pant-shitters. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...
From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: Zach Woods on Democrats capitulating to Republicans
Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community
www.reddit.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The eight Dem senators: the Mount Rushmore of pant-shitters. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...
Alright, which one of you idiots let Wong Kar Wai play Yakuza?
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Alright, which one of you idiots let Wong Kar Wai play Yakuza?
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
It's really hard to study for comps when @themountaingoats.bsky.social drop an album this dense and fascinating. I'll have to live off the rich musical pleasures of it for a while until I can give the lyrics and orchestration the attention they deserve. Thanks, John &co., this is a real gift!
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It's really hard to study for comps when @themountaingoats.bsky.social drop an album this dense and fascinating. I'll have to live off the rich musical pleasures of it for a while until I can give the lyrics and orchestration the attention they deserve. Thanks, John &co., this is a real gift!
What an amazing tech solution to a real problem! An AI that helps us "get around" book bans by asking, "Have you tried complying with it and reading these similar but regime-approved works?"
Look how fast it moves! Look how much it breaks!
Look how fast it moves! Look how much it breaks!
"It's part of a fascist project to offload the work of thinking... If we can offload that cognitive work, it's far too easy to become reflexive and hateful, while having a robot cheerleader telling you that you were right about everything all along.”
AI Is Supercharging the War on Libraries, Education, and Human Knowledge
"Fascism and AI, whether or not they have the same goals, they sure are working to accelerate one another."
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What an amazing tech solution to a real problem! An AI that helps us "get around" book bans by asking, "Have you tried complying with it and reading these similar but regime-approved works?"
Look how fast it moves! Look how much it breaks!
Look how fast it moves! Look how much it breaks!
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The central lie — the key dishonesty — of modern conservatism is that being judgmental about the ethnicity or language or culture of the person next door is fine and acceptable, but being judgmental of that attitude is elitist and arrogant and closed-minded. What vapid bullshit.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The central lie — the key dishonesty — of modern conservatism is that being judgmental about the ethnicity or language or culture of the person next door is fine and acceptable, but being judgmental of that attitude is elitist and arrogant and closed-minded. What vapid bullshit.
@dimension20.bsky.social had me nostalgic for my rowdy past, so I stopped into this place, and you wouldn't believe how reasonable the instructor was!
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@dimension20.bsky.social had me nostalgic for my rowdy past, so I stopped into this place, and you wouldn't believe how reasonable the instructor was!
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Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
Has anyone tried hosting a discussion of ethical philosophy with the Questing Queens (Bob the Drag Queen, Monet X Change, Alaska Thunderfuck, and Jujubee) called Serving Kant?
October 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Has anyone tried hosting a discussion of ethical philosophy with the Questing Queens (Bob the Drag Queen, Monet X Change, Alaska Thunderfuck, and Jujubee) called Serving Kant?
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Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
RFKJr: Video games caused this mass shooting!
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
September 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
RFKJr: Video games caused this mass shooting!
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
Evergreen shooter: Nah, I just hate Jews.
MSM: Political hatred caused the murder of Charlie Kirk!
Charlie Kirk's murderer: Nah, I just love Helldivers and Hearts of Iron IV.
Anyone who believes what those two sources tell them to:
@jacquisneal.bsky.social is such a good host on @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social, I don't even think there can be a weak episode. @dropout.tv never misses.
September 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@jacquisneal.bsky.social is such a good host on @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social, I don't even think there can be a weak episode. @dropout.tv never misses.
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the nation's rich assholes were all so violently butthurt by Lina Khan doing the bare minimum on antitrust, and Covid shifting the balance of power toward labor by a fraction of one percent, that they just threw completely in with an idiot con man fascist
never let them retcon any of this
never let them retcon any of this
September 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
the nation's rich assholes were all so violently butthurt by Lina Khan doing the bare minimum on antitrust, and Covid shifting the balance of power toward labor by a fraction of one percent, that they just threw completely in with an idiot con man fascist
never let them retcon any of this
never let them retcon any of this
I wish Christopher would run for office so we could see signs that say "Walken is Runnin."
August 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I wish Christopher would run for office so we could see signs that say "Walken is Runnin."
Imagine the conflicted emotions you'll feel if this leads to our salvation and you hear someone play California Uber Alles in celebration.
August 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Imagine the conflicted emotions you'll feel if this leads to our salvation and you hear someone play California Uber Alles in celebration.
If, like me, you've been losing your connection to humanity lately, then maybe, also like me, Jens Lekman is the guy to reel you back in. This dropped like an hour ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBU...
Jens Lekman - Wedding in Leipzig (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by JensLekmanVEVO
www.youtube.com
August 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If, like me, you've been losing your connection to humanity lately, then maybe, also like me, Jens Lekman is the guy to reel you back in. This dropped like an hour ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQBU...
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Today is Spoonerism Day so here’s a list of the top ten best celebrity names when spoonerized…
10. Lude Jaw
9. Bathy Kates
8. Parah Salin
7. Hatt Mancock
6. Sandy Ravage
5. Him Tenman
4. Bean Sean
3. Shartin Meen
2. Rid Kock
1. Cradley Booper
10. Lude Jaw
9. Bathy Kates
8. Parah Salin
7. Hatt Mancock
6. Sandy Ravage
5. Him Tenman
4. Bean Sean
3. Shartin Meen
2. Rid Kock
1. Cradley Booper
July 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Today is Spoonerism Day so here’s a list of the top ten best celebrity names when spoonerized…
10. Lude Jaw
9. Bathy Kates
8. Parah Salin
7. Hatt Mancock
6. Sandy Ravage
5. Him Tenman
4. Bean Sean
3. Shartin Meen
2. Rid Kock
1. Cradley Booper
10. Lude Jaw
9. Bathy Kates
8. Parah Salin
7. Hatt Mancock
6. Sandy Ravage
5. Him Tenman
4. Bean Sean
3. Shartin Meen
2. Rid Kock
1. Cradley Booper