Mrs Mountshaft’s Houseboy 🎄🏳️🌈
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Invest in the North East, Invest in public transport, Abolish the Treasury, vote Green, dump Margaret Thatchers rotting corpse in a landfill.
Cyber Security bore.
📍 Hartlepool, The hellhole that is the UK currently.
🖖🏳️🌈🕹️💻🚝 🐶 🌳 he/him
Cyber Security bore.
📍 Hartlepool, The hellhole that is the UK currently.
🖖🏳️🌈🕹️💻🚝 🐶 🌳 he/him
Trying to do Xmas shopping but someone has discovered the escalator in Next.
3 times we had to do this 😂
3 times we had to do this 😂
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Trying to do Xmas shopping but someone has discovered the escalator in Next.
3 times we had to do this 😂
3 times we had to do this 😂
What the fuck is this shit?
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
What the fuck is this shit?
“I bought a new jumper” - George Michael.
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“I bought a new jumper” - George Michael.
Seen as how any fucker now makes the cover of Time magazine.
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Seen as how any fucker now makes the cover of Time magazine.
Photo memories: 2017
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Photo memories: 2017
I ordered Scott a White Company dressing gown for Christmas.
On the right is the box the dressing gown came in, on the left is the box the gift bag for it came in. 🤦♂️
On the right is the box the dressing gown came in, on the left is the box the gift bag for it came in. 🤦♂️
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I ordered Scott a White Company dressing gown for Christmas.
On the right is the box the dressing gown came in, on the left is the box the gift bag for it came in. 🤦♂️
On the right is the box the dressing gown came in, on the left is the box the gift bag for it came in. 🤦♂️
I’ve usually ended up on a mix of EMR and XC due to…
“another Adalante has broken down”
“another Adalante has broken down”
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’ve usually ended up on a mix of EMR and XC due to…
“another Adalante has broken down”
“another Adalante has broken down”
Our Dynasty
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Our Dynasty
The good news is, you don’t have to do anymore dancing, the bad news is you’re not entitled to redundancy because you’re just a puppet.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The good news is, you don’t have to do anymore dancing, the bad news is you’re not entitled to redundancy because you’re just a puppet.
Just feel like GaGa is stealing all my moves here…
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Just feel like GaGa is stealing all my moves here…
For a moment there I thought this was a new transport suggestion 😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
For a moment there I thought this was a new transport suggestion 😂
When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.
I see the Government is London Overlording again.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I see the Government is London Overlording again.
Oh it also looks awful on gangway end trains.
It’s the fact it’s repeated on each carriage I think makes it look worse.
It’s the fact it’s repeated on each carriage I think makes it look worse.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Oh it also looks awful on gangway end trains.
It’s the fact it’s repeated on each carriage I think makes it look worse.
It’s the fact it’s repeated on each carriage I think makes it look worse.
Whatever happens, this design choice will not be missed by anyone.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Whatever happens, this design choice will not be missed by anyone.
I need to burn my eyes now.
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I need to burn my eyes now.
I’m no designer, but I’m fairly sure train liveries should flow down the whole train.
It’s a no from me.
It’s a no from me.
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I’m no designer, but I’m fairly sure train liveries should flow down the whole train.
It’s a no from me.
It’s a no from me.
Railway station use data (NE England) - source ORR.
I’ll just leave this here.
I’ll just leave this here.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Railway station use data (NE England) - source ORR.
I’ll just leave this here.
I’ll just leave this here.
my autumn/winter collection
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
my autumn/winter collection
At the end of every dog walk little Annie still has not learned to handover the stick.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
At the end of every dog walk little Annie still has not learned to handover the stick.
Dug through some old photos, dunno what my mother was thinking when she got me this hair do.
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dug through some old photos, dunno what my mother was thinking when she got me this hair do.
Army guys on the beach this morning, 👀
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Army guys on the beach this morning, 👀