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Invest in the North East, Invest in public transport, Abolish the Treasury, vote Green, dump Margaret Thatchers rotting corpse in a landfill.

Cyber Security bore.

📍 Hartlepool, The hellhole that is the UK currently.

🖖🏳️‍🌈🕹️💻🚝 🐶 🌳 he/him
Trying to do Xmas shopping but someone has discovered the escalator in Next.

3 times we had to do this 😂
December 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What the fuck is this shit?
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
“I bought a new jumper” - George Michael.
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seen as how any fucker now makes the cover of Time magazine.
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 AM
2026
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Photo memories: 2017
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I ordered Scott a White Company dressing gown for Christmas.

On the right is the box the dressing gown came in, on the left is the box the gift bag for it came in. 🤦‍♂️
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I’ve usually ended up on a mix of EMR and XC due to…

“another Adalante has broken down”
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Our Dynasty
December 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The good news is, you don’t have to do anymore dancing, the bad news is you’re not entitled to redundancy because you’re just a puppet.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just feel like GaGa is stealing all my moves here…
December 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
For a moment there I thought this was a new transport suggestion 😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When you see this, post your Christmas season energy level.
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I see the Government is London Overlording again.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oh it also looks awful on gangway end trains.

It’s the fact it’s repeated on each carriage I think makes it look worse.
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Whatever happens, this design choice will not be missed by anyone.
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I need to burn my eyes now.
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I’m no designer, but I’m fairly sure train liveries should flow down the whole train.

It’s a no from me.
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Railway station use data (NE England) - source ORR.

I’ll just leave this here.
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
my autumn/winter collection
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
At the end of every dog walk little Annie still has not learned to handover the stick.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Dug through some old photos, dunno what my mother was thinking when she got me this hair do.
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Army guys on the beach this morning, 👀
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM