Mrs Mountshaft’s Houseboy 🎄🏳️🌈
@benrattigan.com
Invest in the North East, Invest in public transport, Abolish the Treasury, vote Green, dump Margaret Thatchers rotting corpse in a landfill.
Cyber Security bore.
📍 Hartlepool, The hellhole that is the UK currently.
🖖🏳️🌈🕹️💻🚝 🐶 🌳 he/him
Cyber Security bore.
📍 Hartlepool, The hellhole that is the UK currently.
🖖🏳️🌈🕹️💻🚝 🐶 🌳 he/him
I’m mean there’s hardly anything in them these days.
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I’m mean there’s hardly anything in them these days.
It is nearly Easter though.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It is nearly Easter though.
who? Is perfect name for him. 😆
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
who? Is perfect name for him. 😆
My handy list of royals.
Queen = Cammy
King = Sausage Fingers
Andrew = Nonce
Dead Queen = Liz
Philip = Diana killer
Anne = Horse face
Diana = The Kings Poltergeist
Queen = Cammy
King = Sausage Fingers
Andrew = Nonce
Dead Queen = Liz
Philip = Diana killer
Anne = Horse face
Diana = The Kings Poltergeist
December 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My handy list of royals.
Queen = Cammy
King = Sausage Fingers
Andrew = Nonce
Dead Queen = Liz
Philip = Diana killer
Anne = Horse face
Diana = The Kings Poltergeist
Queen = Cammy
King = Sausage Fingers
Andrew = Nonce
Dead Queen = Liz
Philip = Diana killer
Anne = Horse face
Diana = The Kings Poltergeist
I’ve never heard of her.
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’ve never heard of her.
I keep getting emails from a stationery supplier with them all dressed up in Xmas hats and doing “crazy stuff” in their office I think to demonstrate what a mad, comical bunch they are.
The third email from them resulted in “Block Sender”
The third email from them resulted in “Block Sender”
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I keep getting emails from a stationery supplier with them all dressed up in Xmas hats and doing “crazy stuff” in their office I think to demonstrate what a mad, comical bunch they are.
The third email from them resulted in “Block Sender”
The third email from them resulted in “Block Sender”
I’ve usually ended up on a mix of EMR and XC due to…
“another Adalante has broken down”
“another Adalante has broken down”
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’ve usually ended up on a mix of EMR and XC due to…
“another Adalante has broken down”
“another Adalante has broken down”
I don’t think I’ve ever been on a XC train where it’s not overflowing to the point it feels like everyone is trying to escape a zombie apocalypse.
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever been on a XC train where it’s not overflowing to the point it feels like everyone is trying to escape a zombie apocalypse.
or our free plan where your dead relative advertises the latest fabric conditioner.
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
or our free plan where your dead relative advertises the latest fabric conditioner.
Pickled Onion monster munch and a bread bun would always leave school dinner money left over for fags.
an older woman is sitting at a table with the words sweet memories written on her face
ALT: an older woman is sitting at a table with the words sweet memories written on her face
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Pickled Onion monster munch and a bread bun would always leave school dinner money left over for fags.