I could win Grace kellys heart by giving her an iPhone

me: he’s not evil exactly but he hates Christmas for his own reasons

french stepfather: he feels how you say? rejeté by ze Whos? spurned like a lover?

me: exactly

A boy named Orange Apple slipped on a banana peel at this Chicago location. #chicago #landmark

i dare you to not get choked up when Harry Bailey toasts his big brother George, the richest man in town. i fucking dare you.

Good man yourself Oedipus, how’re ye keeping these days, tell me now, do y’still have the

Starting to call the bain-marie the bam magera

If you die in real life you die in the game

The algo really wants me to see that video of Johnny rotton calling out Jimmy savile in 1978 again

Bet it feels good to wrap yourself in bubblewrap and roll down a hill

Rip to Terrence Davis a auteur guy who could make mist on a window a reflection of past lives, maybe the British Bergman maybe not who cares I hope he's happy in the afterlife