Ben Stewart
@benstewart.bsky.social
Lurking hard or hardly lurking?
Owning the libs innit
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Owning the libs innit
I trust you have Monopoly in the number 1 shit spot?
January 24, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I trust you have Monopoly in the number 1 shit spot?
PEEEEEANUT FAAAAARM
January 17, 2026 at 4:03 PM
PEEEEEANUT FAAAAARM
If I was looking at that picture with no context, I'd be thinking "man he really hates that fucking milk, doesn't he"
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
If I was looking at that picture with no context, I'd be thinking "man he really hates that fucking milk, doesn't he"
That's a long fucking blink
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
That's a long fucking blink
Reposted by Ben Stewart
So there's no incentive for Democrats to vote to keep the government open now is there?
January 14, 2026 at 1:51 PM
So there's no incentive for Democrats to vote to keep the government open now is there?
I wouldn't be that surprised if including weapons on these logos was considered an incitement to violence or something. Maybe spears are considered less violencey than swords. Who knows.
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I wouldn't be that surprised if including weapons on these logos was considered an incitement to violence or something. Maybe spears are considered less violencey than swords. Who knows.
Given the track record of these arseholes you could tell me they went with the spear as a Spear of Destiny reference and I'd probably believe it
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Given the track record of these arseholes you could tell me they went with the spear as a Spear of Destiny reference and I'd probably believe it
IT'S GONNA MOOOVE
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
IT'S GONNA MOOOVE
You're in the top 27 definitely
January 11, 2026 at 9:42 AM
You're in the top 27 definitely
I always just assumed they were friends with benefits
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I always just assumed they were friends with benefits
I'd argue the shooting people in the face bit is more of a problem than them checking in with the local sheriffs
January 8, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I'd argue the shooting people in the face bit is more of a problem than them checking in with the local sheriffs
That sounds like the tag line to an excellent 70s style cop show
January 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
That sounds like the tag line to an excellent 70s style cop show
I do indeed have beard resets on occasion, and have in fact been more or less clean shaven for about six months now. I have rarely experienced razor burn, but when I have it's an absolute twat. Almost got me to use moisturiser. Almost.
January 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I do indeed have beard resets on occasion, and have in fact been more or less clean shaven for about six months now. I have rarely experienced razor burn, but when I have it's an absolute twat. Almost got me to use moisturiser. Almost.
Just thought of Worms too, which is probably the PC game I enjoyed the most from that period... that was a hotseat thing rather than network due to us not having a clue what we were doing
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Just thought of Worms too, which is probably the PC game I enjoyed the most from that period... that was a hotseat thing rather than network due to us not having a clue what we were doing