Ben Stewart
banner
benstewart.bsky.social
Ben Stewart
@benstewart.bsky.social
Lurking hard or hardly lurking?
About 2/3 of the way through Wake Up Dead Man.

Hoo boy. Very much in the vein of Glass Onion, much of the message is *not* subtle.
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What?! That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers.
Today's frog is the eastern banjo frog, also known as the pobblebonk.
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"This foe is beyond any of you... FUCKIN' RUN!"
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Christmas highlight - Nina got me this year's annual from @vizcomic.bsky.social signed by the guys themselves
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Now that's art
Stepping into tomorrow
December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Really makes you think
Given that small amounts of water are capable of carving entire canyons and ravines into rock, it's amazing that our piss holes don't get sanded wider as we get older.
December 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I feel personally attacked
I'm at that stage of work where you go 'Tee hee, I can put this off until January, which is several years away. I'm so clever!'
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Foley is Good
Pro-wrestling legend Mick Foley announced this morning that he's parting ways with WWE over the organization's "close relationship with Donald Trump," saying the president's "incredibly cruel comments in the wake of Rob Reiner’s death is the final straw for me."
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
"please come back to twitter"
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
2000 AD Prog 2463 is out on 17th December, featuring HAWK THE SLAYER: THE CALL by:

📝 Script: @agentofweird.bsky.social
✏️ Art: @stazjohnson.bsky.social
🎨 Colours: John Charles
💬 Letters: Rob Steen

Subscribe now and get zarjaz free gifts ➡️ bit.ly/2Ws04uc
December 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Stranger Things season 5 and The War Between the Land and the Sea have been added to the want to watch but I'm just not watching for some reason list. Oh, and Ironheart too.

Doomscrolling while something like The Simpsons plays in the background is a much better option apparently
So far my list of TV shows I in theory really want to watch but can't be bothered to watch for some reason is quite lengthy

Andor S2
A Thousand Blows
Alien: Earth
Last Samurai Standing
Welcome to Derry

Any other suggestions for things I can want to watch then not actually watch?
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
Latest from me: on overdiagnosis, a craze/bandwagon the govt is indulging by commissioning an official review, complete with the clunky blurring of mental illness & neurodivergence www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The right’s callous overdiagnosis bandwagon is rolling. Wes Streeting should not be on it | John Harris
Thankfully, we now know more about conditions such as autism and ADHD. The health secretary must not be part of this attempt to turn back the clock, says Guardian columnist John Harris
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR or Marvel.

...That's not that hard in my opinion. How about adding no Disney?"
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I mean, we all knew FIFA were basically evil, right? This isn't exactly a shocking new development or anything.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
So far my list of TV shows I in theory really want to watch but can't be bothered to watch for some reason is quite lengthy

Andor S2
A Thousand Blows
Alien: Earth
Last Samurai Standing
Welcome to Derry

Any other suggestions for things I can want to watch then not actually watch?
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
6, 4, 5, 7, 1, 2, 8, 3, 9

There. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted?

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!?
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
But his emails

Or something
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
Huracán Ramírez
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by Ben Stewart
I am once again reminding you that William, Prince of Wales could at any time, kill his father, assume the throne and dissolve the monarchy

Every day he does not do this is an act of cowardice and should be treated as such
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
THE SOUTH WILL CARERDDDD AGAIN!

Or something
Someone just sent me this asking if it was real. I was skeptical but checked my phone notifications. It's been deleted, but it was real.
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM