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Bentarb Jade Bronze
@bentarbjadebronze.bsky.social
Autistic, male, born in 1996. A would be fantasy author who writes second rate fanfics and hopes someone will interact with me.

https://archiveofourown.org/users/Bentarb/works

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8325450/Bentarb-Jade-Bronze
Win, boyfriend, pussy.

I'm straight. I don't want a boyfriend.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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There's such thing as a "Baby drop off" box for parents to anonymously give up their unwanted infants and ppl were crying about how "inhumane" it is, well when you force women to have babies, better the baby ends up here than in a dumpster 💀
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is Vivziepop even Gen Z? And what does that symbol next to the username mean? I've not been on Twitter for ages. #HazbinHotel
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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why whenever i express concerns for characters in the hellaverse, fans are always like "_____ will die" or "don't worry, _____ won't die" ???like i ain't worried about them dying, chaps. i just wanna psychoanalysis their trauma.
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Attention friends! As a Cyber Sec Specialist, I feel a need to share this. If you receive an email from Ao3, alerting you to a password reset attempt, DO NOT click on the links! This is a scam to get you to provide your current password. Absolutely terrible. Safe cyber smart! #ao3 #scamalert
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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#hazbinhotels2spoilers

You know, when they said Lucifer was a little "gullible" this season, I don't think any of us thought "clicks on sketchy links for duck-enlarging pills"
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Is it just me, or does this seem like a text conversation that was put into a comic?
Tortured artist, tragic clown ✨ 🤡

I just wanted to finish this quickly so I can try and finish this stupid jacket lmao

#hazbinhotel
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't think I'd last long working for #Velvette. I'm not a fashion forward person, my sewing skills could be described as 'workable', and I'm not good at social media. #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVelvette voxtek.hazbinhotel.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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"Errrm the problem is that Vox is right" THAT'S LITERALLY THE POINT. IT'S LITERALLY THE POINT THAT HE IS WEAPONIZING PEOPLE'S JUSTIFIED PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR HIS OWN GAIN. YOU HAVE NOT DISCOVERED A PLOT HOLE YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE INTENDED READING.
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Well if that's the case, it would be nice if that was explained. I don't think it would've been much extra work to have Lucifer say, "If I try to hurt a sinner, I just... I just can't. My body won't move."
My current head cannon is it's just a divine rule. Literally he is TRYING to hit them, but his fist just... Stops. Probably cannot, through conscious action, choose to harm them.

It does make me wonder if he can order someone else to? We haven't seen him do it yet.
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Something I know a few people are confused about in the latest episode of #HazbinHotelSeason2 is why can't #LuciferMorningstar smite sinners? What is holding him back? Why couldn't he get one of the other Sins to deal with #Vox for him? #HazbinHotel
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
So I've started playing #Starfield. It's got audio bugs, and the outpost building isn't as good so far as #Fallout4, but I'm enjoying it more than I did The Outer Worlds. Does anyone have any ideas why? Also, would it be less buggy if I got it from Steam directly, instead of instant-gaming.com?
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Dying. Is that really a take? You’re lying. 😂
“Pilot Charile would never go on the news and say stupid shit while fighting the news anchor. She would have listen to her girlfriend! Also she would never think redemption is easy/ anyone can be redeemed. I miss the pilot!”

You mean this one? Where the first thing we see her do is all that 😭
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Well I've just gone ahead and purchased #Starfield, and now have to wait 15 to 17 hours for it to install. I also didn't get it from Steam, I brought a code from a website called instant-gaming.com because it was cheaper.
I've watched multiple videos about how #Starfield is bad. I acknowledge the objective ways it would be bad. So can anyone explain why I still feel a desire to play it?
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I don't think I'd want to trust gameing news from a video with a very obvious AI thumbnail.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Thank you all for responding so quick. I reported and blocked the page.
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The whole thing with Velvette being a witch makes me wonder. Was she alive during the Salem witch trials, and is just very good at seeming modern? Or was she some form of neo-wicca in life?
Can I just say that I appreciate that they chose husk to fight Velvette? Not only are they counterparts (magician vs witch) but it would’ve been so easy to make her go against Niffty as the only girls in both teams. Thats what other shows would’ve done.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Having spent the last year or so with #BaldursGate3 on the brain and watching #HazbinHotelSeason2 has put a question in my head: could #Vox be Infected with an illithid tadpole? #HazbinHotel
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM