Dr Ben Wolfe
@benwolfevision.bsky.social
Assistant Professor
Psychological and Brain Sciences
University of Toronto Mississauga
Co-Director, APPLY Lab (www.applylab.org)
Least important mammal in his house (just ask the cats).
"If vision worked like *that*, we'd all be dead."
Psychological and Brain Sciences
University of Toronto Mississauga
Co-Director, APPLY Lab (www.applylab.org)
Least important mammal in his house (just ask the cats).
"If vision worked like *that*, we'd all be dead."
Yeah. Angry feet, then angry knees, then “oh shit, it’s the Angry Ben”
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Yeah. Angry feet, then angry knees, then “oh shit, it’s the Angry Ben”
Bipedal primates!
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Bipedal primates!
I’ve got replacement slippers on order, but I need to import them from the US.
The cheap Amazon ones were lasting a month before Angry Feet, which was not on.
The cheap Amazon ones were lasting a month before Angry Feet, which was not on.
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I’ve got replacement slippers on order, but I need to import them from the US.
The cheap Amazon ones were lasting a month before Angry Feet, which was not on.
The cheap Amazon ones were lasting a month before Angry Feet, which was not on.
He was very friendly, and extremely cute.
Then again, my beasties are pretty cute too.
Then again, my beasties are pretty cute too.
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
He was very friendly, and extremely cute.
Then again, my beasties are pretty cute too.
Then again, my beasties are pretty cute too.
I met a Nimbus here a few months back - giant floofy white Maine Coon out for a walk with his human!
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I met a Nimbus here a few months back - giant floofy white Maine Coon out for a walk with his human!
Oddly, I also have a pretty firm “no pies” rule for baking.
I dislike gloop.
Then again, I made this today.
I dislike gloop.
Then again, I made this today.
January 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Oddly, I also have a pretty firm “no pies” rule for baking.
I dislike gloop.
Then again, I made this today.
I dislike gloop.
Then again, I made this today.
I’m reminded that in my brother’s world - he’s a professional chef - there is usually a very bright-line distinction between cooks and bakers, and they’re totally different domains of expertise.
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’m reminded that in my brother’s world - he’s a professional chef - there is usually a very bright-line distinction between cooks and bakers, and they’re totally different domains of expertise.
“Device to be inserted in offender’s orifice; orifice to be chosen at the whim of the God Empress or duly appointed representative”
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Device to be inserted in offender’s orifice; orifice to be chosen at the whim of the God Empress or duly appointed representative”
I have not thought about that song in at least 25 years
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I have not thought about that song in at least 25 years
Usually accompanied by a lack of alacrity in the jet bridge and the situational awareness (to say nothing of regard for other people) of a dead trout.
January 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Usually accompanied by a lack of alacrity in the jet bridge and the situational awareness (to say nothing of regard for other people) of a dead trout.
Brain cell not found, snooze mode activated
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Brain cell not found, snooze mode activated
Ow. Glorious ow.
January 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Ow. Glorious ow.
Cat pile o’ clock here too
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Cat pile o’ clock here too
Yeah, 40 is coming for me in six months…
January 18, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Yeah, 40 is coming for me in six months…
It’s impawsable to use a fountain pen under a cat!
January 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It’s impawsable to use a fountain pen under a cat!
I’ll get to do that this summer (did the mid-tenure review in Fall 24)
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I’ll get to do that this summer (did the mid-tenure review in Fall 24)
@funranium.bsky.social, know anyone at the moment?
January 18, 2026 at 7:34 PM
@funranium.bsky.social, know anyone at the moment?
I mean, of the things that it could be… that seems not so bad (provided there wasn’t an icecreamsplosion all over the shop)
January 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I mean, of the things that it could be… that seems not so bad (provided there wasn’t an icecreamsplosion all over the shop)
I mean, I’d take that over “a dream wherein I’m randomly angry about something inconsequential at work”
January 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I mean, I’d take that over “a dream wherein I’m randomly angry about something inconsequential at work”