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Ben Zelevansky
@benzelevansky.com
Actor / Writer / 6x Winner, Milt and Edie's Dry Cleaners Photo Caption Contest.

http://www.BenZelevansky.com
“Prized possession” is an understatement.

Can’t wait for the new show!
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The great @ritchied.bsky.social has launched a free weekly newsletter called Deathbed that presents Horror Stories from Comedy Writers.

My story drops Monday - subscribe today at subscribe.deathbedwriting.com to be among the first to read it, and all the excellent stories to follow!
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Has anyone seen my copy of the Annual Report? I swear I had it when I came in here.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Evergreen skeet #RipCity
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Look Bill Maher still has a show based on merit and I’ll hear no more about it
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Suck it, Starbucks. I’ll be here ‘til you make a fair deal with @sbworkersunited.org - and if you take too long, I might never come back at all. #NoContractNoCoffee $SBUX
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Stephen Miller approves
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Blazers undefeated in the Tiago Splitter era
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Authorities knew something was amiss when they caught him driving 55
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Now hearing that @ajawilson.bsky.social has also been named Most Hammered During a Championship Press Conference
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I mean
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October 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I guess this MF never heard of salad
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Emmys, shmemmys…when are we getting this Odd Couple reboot? #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sorry guys but this really does settle it, I just don’t think he would exaggerate about something so important
September 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Sorry guys but ABC News is now reporting that President Trump bounded enthusiastically into the back of a passenger van completely under his own power while leaving an event earlier today
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
See I told you he was alive #braaaaaaaaains
August 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sorry to the haters but he’s sitting right here with me as vital as ever and he asked me to post this pic to prove it
August 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Look we’re all having a lot of fun here but even if there is some sort of medical issue, I’m sure he’s resting uncomfortably under a doctor’s care
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
In light of the Taylor/Travis news I am pleased to announce that Aunt Gladys and I are also tying the knot*

*around a blood-soaked twig
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨

I broke the news (along with @nickofferman.bsky.social)
August 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM