Ben Zelevansky
@benzelevansky.com
Actor / Writer / 6x Winner, Milt and Edie's Dry Cleaners Photo Caption Contest.
http://www.BenZelevansky.com
http://www.BenZelevansky.com
“Prized possession” is an understatement.
Can’t wait for the new show!
Can’t wait for the new show!
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
“Prized possession” is an understatement.
Can’t wait for the new show!
Can’t wait for the new show!
The great @ritchied.bsky.social has launched a free weekly newsletter called Deathbed that presents Horror Stories from Comedy Writers.
My story drops Monday - subscribe today at subscribe.deathbedwriting.com to be among the first to read it, and all the excellent stories to follow!
My story drops Monday - subscribe today at subscribe.deathbedwriting.com to be among the first to read it, and all the excellent stories to follow!
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The great @ritchied.bsky.social has launched a free weekly newsletter called Deathbed that presents Horror Stories from Comedy Writers.
My story drops Monday - subscribe today at subscribe.deathbedwriting.com to be among the first to read it, and all the excellent stories to follow!
My story drops Monday - subscribe today at subscribe.deathbedwriting.com to be among the first to read it, and all the excellent stories to follow!
“Has anyone seen my copy of the Annual Report? I swear I had it when I came in here.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Has anyone seen my copy of the Annual Report? I swear I had it when I came in here.”
Look Bill Maher still has a show based on merit and I’ll hear no more about it
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Look Bill Maher still has a show based on merit and I’ll hear no more about it
Suck it, Starbucks. I’ll be here ‘til you make a fair deal with @sbworkersunited.org - and if you take too long, I might never come back at all. #NoContractNoCoffee $SBUX
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Suck it, Starbucks. I’ll be here ‘til you make a fair deal with @sbworkersunited.org - and if you take too long, I might never come back at all. #NoContractNoCoffee $SBUX
Stephen Miller approves
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Stephen Miller approves
Blazers undefeated in the Tiago Splitter era
October 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Blazers undefeated in the Tiago Splitter era
Authorities knew something was amiss when they caught him driving 55
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Authorities knew something was amiss when they caught him driving 55
Now hearing that @ajawilson.bsky.social has also been named Most Hammered During a Championship Press Conference
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Now hearing that @ajawilson.bsky.social has also been named Most Hammered During a Championship Press Conference
I guess this MF never heard of salad
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I guess this MF never heard of salad
Sorry guys but this really does settle it, I just don’t think he would exaggerate about something so important
September 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Sorry guys but this really does settle it, I just don’t think he would exaggerate about something so important
Sorry guys but ABC News is now reporting that President Trump bounded enthusiastically into the back of a passenger van completely under his own power while leaving an event earlier today
August 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sorry guys but ABC News is now reporting that President Trump bounded enthusiastically into the back of a passenger van completely under his own power while leaving an event earlier today
See I told you he was alive #braaaaaaaaains
August 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
See I told you he was alive #braaaaaaaaains
Sorry to the haters but he’s sitting right here with me as vital as ever and he asked me to post this pic to prove it
August 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Sorry to the haters but he’s sitting right here with me as vital as ever and he asked me to post this pic to prove it
Look we’re all having a lot of fun here but even if there is some sort of medical issue, I’m sure he’s resting uncomfortably under a doctor’s care
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Look we’re all having a lot of fun here but even if there is some sort of medical issue, I’m sure he’s resting uncomfortably under a doctor’s care
In light of the Taylor/Travis news I am pleased to announce that Aunt Gladys and I are also tying the knot*
*around a blood-soaked twig
*around a blood-soaked twig
August 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
In light of the Taylor/Travis news I am pleased to announce that Aunt Gladys and I are also tying the knot*
*around a blood-soaked twig
*around a blood-soaked twig
August 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM