Ben Zelevansky
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Ben Zelevansky
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Actor / Writer / 6x Winner, Milt and Edie's Dry Cleaners Photo Caption Contest.

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He also might have suffered a brain injury leading to reduced intellectual capacity but how would we be able to tell
January 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
“Prized possession” is an understatement.

Can’t wait for the new show!
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
One day soon, they’re going to be peeling him off that gold toilet and Schumer et al seem happy to tread water until then so they can get back to working with their friends across the aisle, dismantling what’s left of the country and selling the parts to the highest bidder.
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
The Democrats also continue to bungle the single most important effort of the Trump era(s) which is tying him around Republicans’ necks like an anchor. Instead of “the president kidnapped Maduro,” it should be “the Republicans kidnapped Maduro.”
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
“Is this a bit?”
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Choice of pfp is a solid start
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Some of us made a point of saying “aught and six” twenty years ago
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Captain Beef Heart
December 31, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Captain Beef Heart
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 AM
He is rapidly approaching Shaquillian levels of advertisement ubiquity
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Switch parties you dunce
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM