whoever designed the DayQuil pill packages count your days how am I supposed to open these in my delirious state

every time a person is stuck in a relationship with a straight man who has a video game addiction an angel loses their wings

the craziest part of love island is their communal sleeping situation

Huda could shoot me and I’d thank her genuinely

thanking my lucky stars that I don’t have to watch Orlov play hockey again

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take a shot every time Evander Kane gets a penalty I dare you