3 opossums in a trench coat
@berkie.bsky.social
Dog obsessed | Nerdy fangirl | Opossum defender | she/her 🏳️🌈
When your PM calls at 7:30 on your day off, you know it’s a “heeeeey can you come in?” call 🙄
August 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
When your PM calls at 7:30 on your day off, you know it’s a “heeeeey can you come in?” call 🙄
Yoooooooo fuck this air quality
August 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yoooooooo fuck this air quality
When Dicken was about 3 or 4, I told him if he made it to 15, I’d throw him a quinceanera. I didn’t think he’d live that long or be in such good health. But here we are.
I can honestly say that I don’t know where I’d be without this naughty, funny, loving dog. Happy 15th birthday, buddy man!!!
I can honestly say that I don’t know where I’d be without this naughty, funny, loving dog. Happy 15th birthday, buddy man!!!
February 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When Dicken was about 3 or 4, I told him if he made it to 15, I’d throw him a quinceanera. I didn’t think he’d live that long or be in such good health. But here we are.
I can honestly say that I don’t know where I’d be without this naughty, funny, loving dog. Happy 15th birthday, buddy man!!!
I can honestly say that I don’t know where I’d be without this naughty, funny, loving dog. Happy 15th birthday, buddy man!!!
4 weeks til my birthday, what are you getting me?
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
4 weeks til my birthday, what are you getting me?
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is just air dried but if I wanted to put in the effort, I could actually have wavy hair all the time.
I definitely don’t want to put in the effort to find the products that would work best on my hair though. 🤷♀️ #lazybitch
I definitely don’t want to put in the effort to find the products that would work best on my hair though. 🤷♀️ #lazybitch
January 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is just air dried but if I wanted to put in the effort, I could actually have wavy hair all the time.
I definitely don’t want to put in the effort to find the products that would work best on my hair though. 🤷♀️ #lazybitch
I definitely don’t want to put in the effort to find the products that would work best on my hair though. 🤷♀️ #lazybitch
My handsome buddy man in his new Aldi sweater. I can’t believe he turns 15 next month!
January 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My handsome buddy man in his new Aldi sweater. I can’t believe he turns 15 next month!
Wore all of my RBG dissent things I could find(earrings, necklace, pin) and ignored the news today. I will keep myself informed at a later time, it is too much to bear today.
January 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wore all of my RBG dissent things I could find(earrings, necklace, pin) and ignored the news today. I will keep myself informed at a later time, it is too much to bear today.
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"Inauguration is on Monday."
Amy Poehler Tv GIF
Alt: Amy Poehler playing Leslie Knope from the TV show Parks & Rec. A blonde woman with short hair, shaking her head slightly while smiling and scrunching her face saying "Oh, I'm currently in deep denial that that's happening."
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January 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Inauguration is on Monday."
Got a cereal milk latte at Dutch Bros and while it’s delicious, I will not get it with the cereal bits on top again. Chunky should not be a descriptor for coffee drinks.
January 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Got a cereal milk latte at Dutch Bros and while it’s delicious, I will not get it with the cereal bits on top again. Chunky should not be a descriptor for coffee drinks.
The Trek that got me fully into Trek is now old enough to make me feel old.
STAR TREK: VOYAGER premiered 30 years ago today with "Caretaker" — January 16, 1995
January 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The Trek that got me fully into Trek is now old enough to make me feel old.
The definition of FAFO
January 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The definition of FAFO
I need my daily dose of caffeine so that I can function as a human but also needed a Xanax because my anxiety chose violence this morning so now it’s a just a war in my brain as to which drug reigns supreme.
January 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I need my daily dose of caffeine so that I can function as a human but also needed a Xanax because my anxiety chose violence this morning so now it’s a just a war in my brain as to which drug reigns supreme.
I’ve had zero interaction with my last 7 posts. Unsure how to fix that on this platform.
December 29, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I’ve had zero interaction with my last 7 posts. Unsure how to fix that on this platform.
Watched A Christmas Story for the first time in 20+ years after I got burnt out on it being shoved at me everywhere I turned. I did not hate it and genuinely laughed at several parts. I don’t think it will become part of my normal rotation of Christmas movies though.
December 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Watched A Christmas Story for the first time in 20+ years after I got burnt out on it being shoved at me everywhere I turned. I did not hate it and genuinely laughed at several parts. I don’t think it will become part of my normal rotation of Christmas movies though.
My executive dysfunction is never stronger than when I have to get out of bed in the morning.
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
My executive dysfunction is never stronger than when I have to get out of bed in the morning.
Me and my brother’s Christmas wish lists from 1990, I was 8, he was 6. I did get PJ Sprkels that year! Still waiting on Shrak Atcak.
December 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Me and my brother’s Christmas wish lists from 1990, I was 8, he was 6. I did get PJ Sprkels that year! Still waiting on Shrak Atcak.
I have been sick since Saturday night and every day I feel WORSE despite taking many things that usually make me feel better. I’M TIRED OF THIS, I WANT TO FEEL BETTER!
(Yes, I’ve been to the doctor, I’m negative for COVID and strep. 🤷♀️)
(Yes, I’ve been to the doctor, I’m negative for COVID and strep. 🤷♀️)
December 4, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I have been sick since Saturday night and every day I feel WORSE despite taking many things that usually make me feel better. I’M TIRED OF THIS, I WANT TO FEEL BETTER!
(Yes, I’ve been to the doctor, I’m negative for COVID and strep. 🤷♀️)
(Yes, I’ve been to the doctor, I’m negative for COVID and strep. 🤷♀️)
G’day 2 of Christmas earrings! 🎄🎁🐨
December 2, 2024 at 2:57 PM
G’day 2 of Christmas earrings! 🎄🎁🐨
Happy first day of Christmas earrings!! 🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Happy first day of Christmas earrings!! 🎄🎅🏼🤶🏼
What’s the best thing you made for #Thanksgiving yesterday?
I’m pretty proud of the parmesan crusted brussels sprouts I made.
I’m pretty proud of the parmesan crusted brussels sprouts I made.
November 29, 2024 at 2:37 PM
What’s the best thing you made for #Thanksgiving yesterday?
I’m pretty proud of the parmesan crusted brussels sprouts I made.
I’m pretty proud of the parmesan crusted brussels sprouts I made.
Thanksgiving menu
November 28, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Thanksgiving menu
Can I get a hell yeah if you feel worthless and can’t do anything right??
November 22, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Can I get a hell yeah if you feel worthless and can’t do anything right??
I love me some Chiefs but Josh Allen is my Fantasty Football quarterback so to say I’m torn rn is an UNDERSTATEMENT
November 17, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I love me some Chiefs but Josh Allen is my Fantasty Football quarterback so to say I’m torn rn is an UNDERSTATEMENT