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Jordan
@bertbearit.bsky.social
Follow me for bad business ideas and even worse political commentary.

Capitalist who is suspicious of capitalism. Startup founder, Corgi Dad, and military spouse. DC 🏳️‍🌈
This whole time I thought Trump was the antichrist … looking more like it’s Elon every day
November 13, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.
November 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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From 2020 , they don't learn.
November 12, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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Some already are. Ask the people that work for that small company in Pittsburgh, I believe it was, that the owner told the employees that they won't be getting their Christmas bonus so that the company could stock up on supplies before the tariffs take effect.
November 13, 2024 at 3:39 AM
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Me: I need to cut back on my social media use

Also me: Let’s try the new social media app
November 13, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Sometimes #ai just needs to be convinced. Here’s me persuading #chatgpt to create the product image for #Elon ‘s Musk
November 12, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Currently looking for “alternative investors” to help me bring to market my new idea. SAM of approximately $100 x 50% of the US voting population and the crazy thing is they won’t even care what it smells like.
November 12, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Finally a place I can talk about the Musk and Bezos big dick contest.
November 12, 2024 at 5:02 AM