A specifically modern curse: spend weeks battling with a service provider over a final bill, and telling anyone who'll listen that they're either incompetent or scammers, then settle in for months of sponsored ads from the same company
June 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
A specifically modern curse: spend weeks battling with a service provider over a final bill, and telling anyone who'll listen that they're either incompetent or scammers, then settle in for months of sponsored ads from the same company
Watched the White Lotus episode with the snakes in it last night and I haven't thought about snakes in ages, but now I'm going to be thinking about them all the time
June 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Watched the White Lotus episode with the snakes in it last night and I haven't thought about snakes in ages, but now I'm going to be thinking about them all the time
Just got a sponsored Insta ad for some sort of book club and it was a fit lad in a tight top so I clicked through. He opens one post by saying he's going to look at two "quirky but interesting" books, and the first one was... 1984 by George Orwell? 😅😅😅
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Just got a sponsored Insta ad for some sort of book club and it was a fit lad in a tight top so I clicked through. He opens one post by saying he's going to look at two "quirky but interesting" books, and the first one was... 1984 by George Orwell? 😅😅😅
Our local bar has got #Eurovision on the big screen in the front and an emo gig in the venue at the back; the crossover of punters is AMAZING
May 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Our local bar has got #Eurovision on the big screen in the front and an emo gig in the venue at the back; the crossover of punters is AMAZING
I'm at TGI Fridays, on a Friday. I've never felt so alive.
May 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm at TGI Fridays, on a Friday. I've never felt so alive.
My other half has got a bet on Malta to win but I fear they're serving Can't #eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My other half has got a bet on Malta to win but I fear they're serving Can't #eurovision
I am interested in Parg's lucky ring #Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I am interested in Parg's lucky ring #Eurovision
Milton Keynes update: I'm at a 70th birthday party in a sports club and the DJ has just played three Abba songs in a row ❤️
April 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Milton Keynes update: I'm at a 70th birthday party in a sports club and the DJ has just played three Abba songs in a row ❤️
Signs I am not in London any more:
- Got called 'my love' by the server in a coffee shop (❤️)
- A man at a bus stop offered useful information without being asked (!)
- Bus driver said good morning (!!) and didn't need to see my ticket ('Yeah as long as you've bought one') (!!!)
- Got called 'my love' by the server in a coffee shop (❤️)
- A man at a bus stop offered useful information without being asked (!)
- Bus driver said good morning (!!) and didn't need to see my ticket ('Yeah as long as you've bought one') (!!!)
April 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Signs I am not in London any more:
- Got called 'my love' by the server in a coffee shop (❤️)
- A man at a bus stop offered useful information without being asked (!)
- Bus driver said good morning (!!) and didn't need to see my ticket ('Yeah as long as you've bought one') (!!!)
- Got called 'my love' by the server in a coffee shop (❤️)
- A man at a bus stop offered useful information without being asked (!)
- Bus driver said good morning (!!) and didn't need to see my ticket ('Yeah as long as you've bought one') (!!!)
I tried to tell my barber it was the last time I'd see him as I'm moving out of London this week. "Hahaha!" he said. "Yes. You like cricket?" It's the most we've spoken in ten years.
April 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I tried to tell my barber it was the last time I'd see him as I'm moving out of London this week. "Hahaha!" he said. "Yes. You like cricket?" It's the most we've spoken in ten years.
Just moisturised after having a bath and got a 'Face Not Recognised' from my iPhone, the SHADE
April 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Just moisturised after having a bath and got a 'Face Not Recognised' from my iPhone, the SHADE
Amazon are out of control
March 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Amazon are out of control
Sarah Lancashire advertising Yorkshire Tea #warsoftheroses
February 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Sarah Lancashire advertising Yorkshire Tea #warsoftheroses
The Tesco Express on our road has reopened after a few weeks' refurbishment. From what I can see they've turned the staff tills enclosure into a sort of fortress. And the eggs are in a different place. Contactless wasn't working, but otherwise a triumph #triumph
February 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The Tesco Express on our road has reopened after a few weeks' refurbishment. From what I can see they've turned the staff tills enclosure into a sort of fortress. And the eggs are in a different place. Contactless wasn't working, but otherwise a triumph #triumph
Stacey has now lost BOTH her husbands to the remorseless architecture of the Queen Vic during live episodes. If I was her I'd take a nice holiday next time #EastEnders #EELive
February 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Stacey has now lost BOTH her husbands to the remorseless architecture of the Queen Vic during live episodes. If I was her I'd take a nice holiday next time #EastEnders #EELive
Linda: Why not just toss a coin?
Denise (firmly) No. (Turns to camera) The viewers have voted!
#EastEnders
Denise (firmly) No. (Turns to camera) The viewers have voted!
#EastEnders
February 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Linda: Why not just toss a coin?
Denise (firmly) No. (Turns to camera) The viewers have voted!
#EastEnders
Denise (firmly) No. (Turns to camera) The viewers have voted!
#EastEnders
Could murder a bag of Snouts pork scratchings #EastEnders
February 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Could murder a bag of Snouts pork scratchings #EastEnders
On a trip to Romania. Last night in a fancy restaurant, the host introduced a dish from Transylvania by saying that of course we would know the place from the story of Dracula. The restraint – the RESTRAINT – I showed not to mention the Cheeky Girls was incredible.
February 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
On a trip to Romania. Last night in a fancy restaurant, the host introduced a dish from Transylvania by saying that of course we would know the place from the story of Dracula. The restraint – the RESTRAINT – I showed not to mention the Cheeky Girls was incredible.
We watched The Substance. Wow, what a masterpiece – really beautiful and REALLY horrible. I have SO many logistical questions about the plot though...
January 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We watched The Substance. Wow, what a masterpiece – really beautiful and REALLY horrible. I have SO many logistical questions about the plot though...
Returned from a family weekend In Cheshire, where all the lads look like "British Lads Hit Each Other With Chair"
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Returned from a family weekend In Cheshire, where all the lads look like "British Lads Hit Each Other With Chair"
I've already seen two (2) people unironically using Abba's Happy New Year on their Instagram posts this morning #laydownanddie #ourdreamsarealldead
January 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I've already seen two (2) people unironically using Abba's Happy New Year on their Instagram posts this morning #laydownanddie #ourdreamsarealldead
Watching Magic Mike XXL with my 77-year old mother 🎄
December 21, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Watching Magic Mike XXL with my 77-year old mother 🎄
Hey guys it's the first day of winter. Winter starts today for three months. So those of you who've been all winter this and winter that since October might want to think about pacing yourselves next time #autumnerasure
December 21, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Hey guys it's the first day of winter. Winter starts today for three months. So those of you who've been all winter this and winter that since October might want to think about pacing yourselves next time #autumnerasure