Explaining my portfolio to mainstream clients is sometimes challenging
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Explaining my portfolio to mainstream clients is sometimes challenging
Photography does not do justice to the adorable supernumerary pustular eyes.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Photography does not do justice to the adorable supernumerary pustular eyes.
My young son is into Terraria and his 84 year old grandmother knitted him this amigurumi Eater of Worlds.
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My young son is into Terraria and his 84 year old grandmother knitted him this amigurumi Eater of Worlds.
James Hong and it's not even close.
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
James Hong and it's not even close.
Phantasy Star II, Amstrad CPC Mode 0
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Phantasy Star II, Amstrad CPC Mode 0
Parking garage in Pittsburgh, might be a portal to a random decade
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Parking garage in Pittsburgh, might be a portal to a random decade
Like an warning alarm at this point
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Like an warning alarm at this point
You only need 512 lines to show entire Gauntlet levels (32x32 tiles, 16x16px each) full-screen. 960x540 (i.e. 1920 x 1080) holds it nicely on modern displays.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You only need 512 lines to show entire Gauntlet levels (32x32 tiles, 16x16px each) full-screen. 960x540 (i.e. 1920 x 1080) holds it nicely on modern displays.
When phase 2 is "install Minecraft" it's insane. The launcher app warns not to install it before installing other things. Like a post-it note on a dirty gas station pump saying DON'T USE BUTTON. You have to log into it maybe three times at different stages. Then you can install minecraft itself.
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When phase 2 is "install Minecraft" it's insane. The launcher app warns not to install it before installing other things. Like a post-it note on a dirty gas station pump saying DON'T USE BUTTON. You have to log into it maybe three times at different stages. Then you can install minecraft itself.
If you order AI slop clothes from Etsy they actually include the mangled AI detailing.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you order AI slop clothes from Etsy they actually include the mangled AI detailing.
The traditional flip side of the U.S. jury nullification coin, before you get too enthusiastic about it
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The traditional flip side of the U.S. jury nullification coin, before you get too enthusiastic about it
It's always happening on the Pittsburgh marketplace
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It's always happening on the Pittsburgh marketplace
"Mr. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor" sounds like a new Salad Fingers finger puppet
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"Mr. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor" sounds like a new Salad Fingers finger puppet
Amstrad CPC+ pallette and resolution. A really great 8-bit, a few years too late.
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Amstrad CPC+ pallette and resolution. A really great 8-bit, a few years too late.
The Amstrad CPC never got a Choplifer port. Mockup time!
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Amstrad CPC never got a Choplifer port. Mockup time!
Tolkien so hated fascism that he added a weird twist ending to Lord of the Rings where they return to the Shire to find that Saruman took it over with the help of violent thuggish "sheriffs." The Hobbits depose him, he is murdered by Wormtongue, and they summarily execute Wormtongue.
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tolkien so hated fascism that he added a weird twist ending to Lord of the Rings where they return to the Shire to find that Saruman took it over with the help of violent thuggish "sheriffs." The Hobbits depose him, he is murdered by Wormtongue, and they summarily execute Wormtongue.
“$1200. No lowballs I know what I got”
October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“$1200. No lowballs I know what I got”
The only joke ever improved by a commenter editing in new text
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The only joke ever improved by a commenter editing in new text
Whoever wrote this headline has had their brain completely rewired by police press releases
October 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Whoever wrote this headline has had their brain completely rewired by police press releases
Interesting that most media won;t headline the fact the US Marshal was specifically shot by ICE. "Exonerative tense" happens downstream of "liberal" media desperate to please authorities, but in this case right-wing media feel secure enough to just write what happened.
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Interesting that most media won;t headline the fact the US Marshal was specifically shot by ICE. "Exonerative tense" happens downstream of "liberal" media desperate to please authorities, but in this case right-wing media feel secure enough to just write what happened.
Idea for a dungeon crawler where the UI is slowly overwhelmed by escalating bickering between two party members
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Idea for a dungeon crawler where the UI is slowly overwhelmed by escalating bickering between two party members