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bessbeetle.bsky.social
@bessbeetle.bsky.social
i spend so much time absorbing terrible information about what needs to be done and no time helping those things get done or even speaking out
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
i think i ate so much at the office christmas potluck that my body started foregut fermenting
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i'm filled with longing but i don't know what for. maybe i need to read golden kamuy again
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
not my circus (this house), not my monkeys (arctic)
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
not enough fact check headlines end with ", what are you, fucking stupid?"
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
you should never wake a sleepwalker. but what if two sleepwalking people notice each other, get combative, and try to wake each other up
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
i kinda want to buy a nice bottle of booze so i'll be ready to crack it open when that really cool thing happens
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
why is there not a thai restaurant on every street corner. people have no taste
December 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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when a keebler elf dies the other elves take it to the entrance of the tree and dump it on the ground outside like how bees do
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i must acquire several rare ingredients and make my own tom kha gai. this is my infinite tom kha gai life hack: make the soup yourself using ingredients
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i ate my whole curry at the thai restaurant and the waitress said "oh! you did so good!"
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
today i met a 10-year-old dog the size of 1.5 guinea pigs
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
pandora is like "i see you've made a new station! would you like to hear every song you've ever thumbsed up on your other stations, so that every station becomes exactly the same?"
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
anyone else feel like you're going insane when you think about having been worried about plastic waste since 2008 but in the mean time kcups and plastic tampons and all kinds of single-use plastic whatevers have become the unquestioned default
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
we need to legislate can and bottle return values to keep up with inflation and apply to every state and every brand
December 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i'll give ernie a pass because 13 years is a long time
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 08,1943
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 04,1956
June 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
lately all kinds of bad opinions have been coming from people who put two spaces after a period. coincidence?
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
if you put mustard in a line along the top of your hot dog, the hot dog should roll in its grave (bun) a little to spread the mustard more evenly
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
you know how you rely on your brain to do the work for you when it comes to like, knowing how to spell words and what's the answer to a crossword clue? did you know it's also possible to rely on intuition like that for everything your whole life and fall into a sorry state?
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
very freeing to be a dismissive scroller. i'll look at what you have to say, but when you try to pull me in, you will find that your matter is of no concern to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
knew my cat was there because i felt the breeze of her sniff
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
my wired earbuds passed away after 8 years and until the new ones arrive i have to use these wireless ones where, if i don't listen to anything for a period of time, the earbud ghost jumpscares me by saying "Goodbye." i'm afraid of her so i have to listen to something continuously
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i appreciate language innovation and evolution when i can, but i can't get behind "purposely" instead of "purposefully." my reason is that "purpose" isn't an adjective, so "purposely" isn't a good adverb. thank you.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM