BestBi 💖💜💙
@bestbi.bsky.social
She/her
Queer AF
Poly
34
Chicago
Shouting nonsense into the void
Queer AF
Poly
34
Chicago
Shouting nonsense into the void
Maybe 2026 will be the year I finally try The Flavor
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Maybe 2026 will be the year I finally try The Flavor
Nothing makes me leave a zoom meeting faster than a breakout room
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Nothing makes me leave a zoom meeting faster than a breakout room
Honestly kind of shitty that shows like @chicagopd.bsky.social go into less wealthy neighborhoods and tow everyone’s cars away so they can film.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Honestly kind of shitty that shows like @chicagopd.bsky.social go into less wealthy neighborhoods and tow everyone’s cars away so they can film.
Lyft has a setting for female riders where you can opt in to being paired with female drivers, and since enabling it every single driver I’ve had has been male.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lyft has a setting for female riders where you can opt in to being paired with female drivers, and since enabling it every single driver I’ve had has been male.
Panelist at my conference just compared fundraising to polyamory so I’m in the right field y’all
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Panelist at my conference just compared fundraising to polyamory so I’m in the right field y’all
Quit my job just over a month ago for a new one and today my former job laid off 20% of the company including my entire former team, so catch me breathing an extra sigh of relief today.
October 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Quit my job just over a month ago for a new one and today my former job laid off 20% of the company including my entire former team, so catch me breathing an extra sigh of relief today.
Polyamory is wild because you could be married for years and then suddenly you’re in your mid-30s and meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time.
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Polyamory is wild because you could be married for years and then suddenly you’re in your mid-30s and meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time.
You should be able to pin your favorite emojis on the emoji keyboard
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You should be able to pin your favorite emojis on the emoji keyboard
Edging my work laptop with “Postpone Update” every two hours for a week and a half
September 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Edging my work laptop with “Postpone Update” every two hours for a week and a half
Never thought I’d see the day but I am officially “my younger coworkers have never heard of the band I’m going to see tonight” years old.
September 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Never thought I’d see the day but I am officially “my younger coworkers have never heard of the band I’m going to see tonight” years old.
One of my new coworkers is a Dog Person (derogatory)
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
One of my new coworkers is a Dog Person (derogatory)
Brb sending this to my therapist
September 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Brb sending this to my therapist
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We should’ve seen this coming. SNL can’t even go a single episode without changing its host.
August 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We should’ve seen this coming. SNL can’t even go a single episode without changing its host.
My entire FYP right now is hyper-specifically hating on Betty Who and Taylor Swift and I’ve never felt more seen.
August 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My entire FYP right now is hyper-specifically hating on Betty Who and Taylor Swift and I’ve never felt more seen.
As someone with a shellfish allergy, I’ve been in Portland, ME for only 3 hours and can already tell I’m not going to make it home from either anaphylaxis or starvation.
August 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
As someone with a shellfish allergy, I’ve been in Portland, ME for only 3 hours and can already tell I’m not going to make it home from either anaphylaxis or starvation.
Put in my 2 weeks so I’m about to let loose and click on every single phishing test link IT sends me from now on.
August 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Put in my 2 weeks so I’m about to let loose and click on every single phishing test link IT sends me from now on.
I put in my notice at my job for a really exciting new opportunity but now I have 8 days to do a month’s worth of work.
August 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I put in my notice at my job for a really exciting new opportunity but now I have 8 days to do a month’s worth of work.
Wake up babe new performance metric just dropped
July 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Wake up babe new performance metric just dropped
What’s even the point of polyamory if none of my partners want to call in sick and stay in bed with me all day?
July 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What’s even the point of polyamory if none of my partners want to call in sick and stay in bed with me all day?
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I was not put on this earth to work. I was put here to get a new hobby every week and then move on as soon as I get even a little bit good at it
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I was not put on this earth to work. I was put here to get a new hobby every week and then move on as soon as I get even a little bit good at it
New rule: I can only scroll until I fall for AI
July 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
New rule: I can only scroll until I fall for AI
Just watched a group of women in their sixties at a coffee shop discovering John Mulaney’s Horse in a Hospital bit for the first time.
July 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Just watched a group of women in their sixties at a coffee shop discovering John Mulaney’s Horse in a Hospital bit for the first time.
Just pinky promised my BFF that we would learn how to play the accordion by 2045 and that shit is binding so check back here in 20 years
July 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just pinky promised my BFF that we would learn how to play the accordion by 2045 and that shit is binding so check back here in 20 years
Is it even a Fall Out Boy show if you’re not just a little afraid the stage might burn down?
July 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Is it even a Fall Out Boy show if you’re not just a little afraid the stage might burn down?