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bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Certified Robot Bastardiser
@bestrobotmother.bsky.social
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Megaman/Transformers related side of Chloemew! With some other bits here and there, basically anything not TF2 related.

Making robot masters unrecognisable since 2010 😔

President of the Searchman Fan Club circa 2011 🍃

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Certified Robot Bastardiser @bestrobotmother.bsky.social · Oct 21
Time to dump some art!!!!!! Starting with some older stuff featuring my beautiful idiot son(s).
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Spotted in the wild :o

#Transformers
Photo of issue #25 of IDW’s Transformers: Lost Light
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
I haven't used my tablet in forever again and need to do some warm up doodles...............

Give me some Robot Masters to draw poorly
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Turboman manspreads
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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rederickignis.bsky.social
#megaman #ロックマン i hate drawing cloth and fabric and other such materials and also anatomy and poses i hate it i haaaate it!!!!! anyway here have these quickman doodles (ft nitroman)
October 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Some lil guys I got yesterday :]
BLOKEES figures of IDW Tarn, Transformers One Starscream and Kickback (who comes with a little bug friend), along with a Starscream pin and mini figures of Optimus Prime, Raymond from Animal Crossing, and Crocalor from Pokemon
October 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Hopping on the bandwagon late as always lol u_u

#Quickman #Turboman #TurboQuick
A filled out "let your ship draw each other" meme featuring Quick and Turbo. Quick seems to be concentrating as he draws, while Turbo is just doodling. Quick's drawing of Turbo is crude but with clear effort, depicting him in his vehicle form with flames shooting from his tailpipes and speed lines behind him. Turbo's drawing of Quick is more goofy and depicts Quick with a big bottom, looking back at the viewer with a smug smile. Template by @txtdarioc. Quick pulling on Turbo's ear spike, saying "Turbo you perv!! Draw me properly!!" while blushing heavily. Turbo also has a small blush and a silly expression, emitting a "hehe".
September 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Colouring doodles is a fun warmup lol

#Pumpman #Megaman
A silly drawing of Pumpman wiggling his long arms with a smug look. In the bottom left corner, a helmetless Pump looks at him in shock, saying "wtf". In the top right corner, a small Pump doodle shrugs, captioned "filler pump". He asks, "fill me with what"
September 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Creatures

#Airman #Metalman #Megaman
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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moonstonecanyon.bsky.social
🌛 Who invited this guy to the party

#moonstcyn #burstman #megamanclassic #megaman7
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
omg Bo-BoBo…. I haven’t seen that show in YEARS
August 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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lolwutburger.bsky.social
SAY WHAAA BOBOBO
SAY WHAAA BOBOBO
SAY WHAAA BOBOBO
GET UP STAND UP
April 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Don't ask why I make Search greener than he is in canon and also give him red eyes, I've been doing it for years and idk why
August 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Barfs everywhere

#Searchman #Megaman
A bio sheet for my version of Searchman. There's a coloured drawing of them in-armour, helmetless. Percy has a messy blonde mullet and a smug look, while Ivan has neater blonde hair and a look of vague annoyance. There are some small doodles too. TEXT: Percy Initially given the nickname by the others to mock him, but at some point he just accepted it as his name. Controls the bazooka arm + their weaponry. Intended to listen for & take orders from Ivan, but refused to comply. Brash & obnoxious in his early days, but mellowed out over time. Mostly just a nuisance that likes to brag now. Secretly a big teddy bear, & very affectionate with those he cares about. IVAN His nickname was suggested as a reference to the king of bombs. Percy kicked up such a fuss about wanting the name instead that Ivan adopted it out of spite. Controls the hand arm. Intended to keep an eye on opponents, strategise, & issue orders, but Percy rarely listened. Cold & condescending in his early days, but mellowed out. Still a little snippy & bossy, but his programming means he can't really help that last part. Secretly loves to be mischievous, and is affectionate with those he cares about. Argued so much in their younger days that they ended up breaking their voice boxes. Their pride prevented them from going to get it fixed, so everyone (them included) is just used to it now. Percy is stuck on OUTDOOR VOICE, Ivan's voicebox shorts causing stutters. Percy: THIS IS YOUR FAULT Y'KNOW Ivan: I-It most certainly is not. Both can control the main body. Not Wily's best idea. Still don't get along at the best of times, but their dynamic shifted over time from order giver/order taker to almost brotherly. They drive each other up the wall, but they were built as a team & have each other's backs. Literally lol Afflicted with a programming bug that causes them to seek shelter in foliage even outside of combat situations. Yes, this includes houseplants. Both want to be seen as the "Main Search".
August 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
This drawing turns ten years old in about a month and it still cracks me up. Why did I draw them like that

#Searchman #Megaman
Searchman, drawn strangely with long noodly necks and goofy eyes. Left head says "Poop", right head says "well, you see," with his pointer finger up
August 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Posts this with no context
Pumpman poking Blademan in the head with his arm spout with a "bonk" sound effect. Blade looks sad, while Pump is smug. Pump: look how many elbows I have lol Blade: sniff
August 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
WIP....... it's been too long since I last drew my idiot sons
Unfinished drawing of my helmetless Searchman. Left head has a messy mullet, thick eyebrows, facial hair and a smug grin. Right head has shorter, neater hair, sharper features, and a look of faint annoyance.
August 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Ough I need to pick MTMTE back up and continue reading... I dropped off after reading Dark Cybertron because DC was such a slog to get through and then never got around to picking back up. I miss Roddy and my Big Beautiful Husdband
August 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Dusted and reorganised all my robots. When did I get so many of these things 😶

#Transformers
Multiple Transformers figures laid out on a desk after being dusted. They are all laying down, except for a large Ultra Magnus who stands amongst the carnage Multiple Transformers figures laid out on a windowsill.
August 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
Searchman got painted with the Neopets fire paint brush

#Searchman #Megaman
Searchman from Megaman 8 with a fire/hot rod themed paint job. Left head: LIKE THE NEW PAINT JOB?? Right head: H- How did you do this...?? Left head: DUNNO LOL
August 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
"Ultra Magnus will never be balling"

Ultra Magnus:
August 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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dusty-sketchbook.bsky.social
It's Turbo time. Put those cookies down! NOW! #Megaman
August 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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crisrobotodos.bsky.social
No energy for new post but hi. I'm planning trip to visit partner later on, but also taxes went up in my hometown by a significant amount so I'm hoping by reposting this I can get some help to recover expenses.
My comms are always open, info on carrd. Even a small tip can go a long way, tysm (:
crisrobotodos.bsky.social crisrobo ~COMMS OPEN~ @crisrobotodos.bsky.social · Nov 29
Hi i know i havent really posted much for a bit but im having to rn bc im opening commissions!
for sketch comms, 5 slots and 1 slot for full-color sketch artwork. I do work so it may take a bit of time but i will update when able. will also add more once i get home but dm me if u have questions!
July 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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moonstonecanyon.bsky.social
🌛 I wanted to draw all of the Seconds again... ;w; (WIP, will color later)

#moonstcyn #megamanclassic #megaman2 #metalman #airman #bubbleman #quickman #crashman #flashman #heatman #woodman
(WIP) Completed lineart of all of the Robot Masters from Megaman 2 in my personal artstyle + interpretations
July 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
bestrobotmother.bsky.social
My room is 29c rn but I needed to draw robots dangit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#Megaman #Quickman #Airman #Heatman #Crashman #Turboman #TurboQuick
Quickman: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the faceplate. What should I do? Airman: Punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Heatman: Tackle him. Crashman: Dump him. Turboman: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
June 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM