(eliza)Beth!
@beth.banana.management
She/her, motherfuckers. Middle aged and slightly awkward in Manhattan.
Yaaaaay Reds! In a pretty large, sold-out theater with, IMO, the comfiest seats at any arthouse theater* I've been to in Manhattan.
*The Cinema 123 has wonderful recliners but it had Superman and Fantastic Four playing at the same time last summer, so it doesn't count as true arthouse.
*The Cinema 123 has wonderful recliners but it had Superman and Fantastic Four playing at the same time last summer, so it doesn't count as true arthouse.
February 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Yaaaaay Reds! In a pretty large, sold-out theater with, IMO, the comfiest seats at any arthouse theater* I've been to in Manhattan.
*The Cinema 123 has wonderful recliners but it had Superman and Fantastic Four playing at the same time last summer, so it doesn't count as true arthouse.
*The Cinema 123 has wonderful recliners but it had Superman and Fantastic Four playing at the same time last summer, so it doesn't count as true arthouse.
I got myself a manicure as a little "augh cold" survival present. I so have a consistent color scheme.
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I got myself a manicure as a little "augh cold" survival present. I so have a consistent color scheme.
It’s like this, but “banana management do doo be-do-do”. Doesn’t scan quite as well, but nonetheless.
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
It’s like this, but “banana management do doo be-do-do”. Doesn’t scan quite as well, but nonetheless.
New hat arrived. I'm prepared for the polar vortex.
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
New hat arrived. I'm prepared for the polar vortex.
Thanks to rereading @markharris.bsky.social's Pictures at a Revolution, I learned that there used to be 4 theaters on the block just south of me. There's only one left now, my beloved Cinema 123, but I found the marquee for one of the others on E 59th.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Thanks to rereading @markharris.bsky.social's Pictures at a Revolution, I learned that there used to be 4 theaters on the block just south of me. There's only one left now, my beloved Cinema 123, but I found the marquee for one of the others on E 59th.
Yesterday I thought "I need to find something cultural to do this weekend" and tada, here I am for a play at 59E59. Why not?
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yesterday I thought "I need to find something cultural to do this weekend" and tada, here I am for a play at 59E59. Why not?
I taught this dog who's boss after I caught it staring at me by sticking my tongue out at it. I remain the dominant species.
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I taught this dog who's boss after I caught it staring at me by sticking my tongue out at it. I remain the dominant species.
OK, the shoes are cute tho.
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
OK, the shoes are cute tho.
Inspired by this thread, I dug up our old DVD and player at mom's out, and now Mom, my youngest sibling and I are watching it!
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Inspired by this thread, I dug up our old DVD and player at mom's out, and now Mom, my youngest sibling and I are watching it!
I walked almost five miles today in these boots I bought at a thrift shop yesterday, the first time I've worn heels for any extended period of time. I think my calves may fall off.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I walked almost five miles today in these boots I bought at a thrift shop yesterday, the first time I've worn heels for any extended period of time. I think my calves may fall off.
It was really pretty this morning in Manhattan, but by the time I left the movie theater, it had reached its final form of an inch of cold wet slop at intersections.
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It was really pretty this morning in Manhattan, but by the time I left the movie theater, it had reached its final form of an inch of cold wet slop at intersections.
As a partially uncultured buffoon, outside pre-WW2 European modernism, I hadn't known Wilfredo Lam, but now I do! This exhibition was pretty dang great.
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As a partially uncultured buffoon, outside pre-WW2 European modernism, I hadn't known Wilfredo Lam, but now I do! This exhibition was pretty dang great.
Beckmann Beckmann Beckmann, even if they've replaced his Berlin trip caricatures with a nifty series of Pechstein woodcuts.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Beckmann Beckmann Beckmann, even if they've replaced his Berlin trip caricatures with a nifty series of Pechstein woodcuts.
Mondrian wishes he was as cool as Sophie Taeuber-Arp.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Mondrian wishes he was as cool as Sophie Taeuber-Arp.
Oooo, some nifty Moholy-Nagy photo experiments!
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oooo, some nifty Moholy-Nagy photo experiments!
My apartment is basically my feeble attempt at a Kandinsky-heavy print equivalent of this room.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My apartment is basically my feeble attempt at a Kandinsky-heavy print equivalent of this room.
And this Chagall on the wall opposite! I could live in this room forever.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And this Chagall on the wall opposite! I could live in this room forever.
Having this Kupka right next to it is just unfair.
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Having this Kupka right next to it is just unfair.
I never get tired of Dynamism of a Soccer Player.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I never get tired of Dynamism of a Soccer Player.
The döner is fine but the branding is questionable.
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The döner is fine but the branding is questionable.
Ngl, did not expect to find this in a vending machine in a hotel lobby.
October 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ngl, did not expect to find this in a vending machine in a hotel lobby.
WASILY mf'n KANDINSKY MAKES IT BETTER, BITCHES!
August 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
WASILY mf'n KANDINSKY MAKES IT BETTER, BITCHES!
Oh hey, Park Ave Summer Streets today!
August 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh hey, Park Ave Summer Streets today!