Bethany Elliott
@bethanyaelliott.bsky.social
Words in Unherd, Guardian, Politico, New Statesman, New Humanist, The Fence, The Critic, The Daily Mash, Jamestown Foundation. Usually about Russia-Ukraine. Voice/face on BBC radio/TV and Times Radio.
You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised
Thank you for your attention to this matter
It kinda works
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised
Thank you for your attention to this matter
It kinda works
December 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised
Thank you for your attention to this matter
It kinda works
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be televised
Thank you for your attention to this matter
It kinda works
I have an odd reaction to when the cats finally go calm and docile and surrender to him cos it feels a bit like the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I have an odd reaction to when the cats finally go calm and docile and surrender to him cos it feels a bit like the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Actually that was what the prophecy foretold, it’s your fault for not knowing it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Actually that was what the prophecy foretold, it’s your fault for not knowing it.