betheydocrime.bsky.social
@betheydocrime.bsky.social
ME: You're gonna have to zigzag to get there. Firs--

LADY IN CAR: What's a zigzag?
March 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
College girl on a bike just sped past me saying "Your dog is *such* a mood"
March 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What are tootsie rolls even made of
February 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Okay to be fair he did get the last one right
February 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Under fascism, no one is safe.

Universities stayed quiet as the admin targeted DEI & foreign aid, censored research, etc.

Now, they face devastating cuts to indirect cost rates, threatening research & operations.

Silence won’t protect institutions. It won’t protect people; it never does.
February 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
February 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hey y'all, we all think we're brave enough to resist fascism in a moment of actual conflict, but if we want to change that from "resist fascism" to "beat fascism" we need to start organizing and coordinating plans TODAY.

Talk to your neighbors.
Literally go knock on their door right now.
February 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
February 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The eggs I bought last Tuesday are worth more today than they were a week ago. Can't wait to day trade groceries
February 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love paying rent. I love it! It's the best!
January 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Feel hopeless right now? Go do a direct action. Any time you feel hopeless, that's the solution--action.
January 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Eating your boogers: weird, but normal

Eating your boogers with chopsticks: what the hell is wrong with you
January 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
January 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Just learned that because the gender marker on my ID is "X" I won't be able to get an American passport.

Guess y'all are stuck with me
January 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Do you think someone living under feudalism in the 1400s could imagine life under capitalism in 2025? We also struggle today to imagine what life will be like without capitalism. But capitalism must fall to its internal contradictions, just like feudalism fell before it. Change will and must come.
January 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know the focus is on Musk right now because of his Nazi salute, but lots of social media tech moguls paid a lot of money to sit next to him and we need to remember that.
January 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Bad
November 6, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown
November 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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Today is World Wombat Day so I must again say that my favourite ever blessing is an Indigenous Australian one and it goes "may the wombat of happiness snuffle through your underbrush"
October 22, 2024 at 10:21 AM
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Uh oh
October 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
it takes longer to say "doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou" than it does to say "world wide web" and that's really weird
October 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Foster, asking me very politely for the treat that's in my hand (don't worry, I gave it to him)
October 19, 2024 at 3:55 PM
In the southern accent, the question "How many King Arthur authors are there?" has the same sound three times in a row
October 18, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Of course my first post here is about my dog, Foster. It couldn't happen any other way
October 18, 2024 at 7:48 PM