Bethy
@bethysquires.bsky.social
vulture writer, aspiring gambling den owner
Today’s route for the Marty Supreme blimp took it over the mulholland drive apartment AND the happy days house
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today’s route for the Marty Supreme blimp took it over the mulholland drive apartment AND the happy days house
“I don’t have to, like, listen to a rule. Who made that rule? Some dumb guy.” -Courtney Love
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
“I don’t have to, like, listen to a rule. Who made that rule? Some dumb guy.” -Courtney Love
huge day for me as someone who went to Something About Her the week it opened www.vulture.com/article/cult...
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
huge day for me as someone who went to Something About Her the week it opened www.vulture.com/article/cult...
we all grieve differently
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
we all grieve differently
Something is wrong w my keyboard
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Something is wrong w my keyboard
A second person has done “how you remind me” by nickelback at karaoke tn
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
A second person has done “how you remind me” by nickelback at karaoke tn
some of the most consequential reporting of my career. proud of this headline
October 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
some of the most consequential reporting of my career. proud of this headline
“are you wearing the—”
"the plutoTV 10th anniversary party snuggie, yeah i am"
"the plutoTV 10th anniversary party snuggie, yeah i am"
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“are you wearing the—”
"the plutoTV 10th anniversary party snuggie, yeah i am"
"the plutoTV 10th anniversary party snuggie, yeah i am"
“I crushed a lot of things in my 20s” -Peter Dinklage, late night w Seth Meyers
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“I crushed a lot of things in my 20s” -Peter Dinklage, late night w Seth Meyers
Do you think I’m the first person to listen to pink diamond by charli xcx in the Iowa state historical museum’s hardtack exhibit?
June 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Do you think I’m the first person to listen to pink diamond by charli xcx in the Iowa state historical museum’s hardtack exhibit?
Tuffy’s first watch of Greys Anatomy & he has some qualms, like why is the dialogue so repetitive. And why are most ppl on a medical soap but George is a full sketch character
June 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Tuffy’s first watch of Greys Anatomy & he has some qualms, like why is the dialogue so repetitive. And why are most ppl on a medical soap but George is a full sketch character
Love it when a plan comes together
May 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Love it when a plan comes together
It’s all fun and games until you’re at the drag show and you can’t sit in a chair with a back because of your huge car ass
April 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s all fun and games until you’re at the drag show and you can’t sit in a chair with a back because of your huge car ass
Me and Colin when we clocked that Bosch: Legacy doing an Ed Buck storyline
April 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Me and Colin when we clocked that Bosch: Legacy doing an Ed Buck storyline
You can make anything on Pinterest shuffle and they can’t arrest you for it
April 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You can make anything on Pinterest shuffle and they can’t arrest you for it
Some tributes at David Lynch’s grave today: a coke, many cigs, a pinecone (not Douglas fir), donuts and donut holes, and as requested, night blooming jasmine
April 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Some tributes at David Lynch’s grave today: a coke, many cigs, a pinecone (not Douglas fir), donuts and donut holes, and as requested, night blooming jasmine
I’m never gonna get over REACHER s3 giving him a wario. Wareacher, if you will
April 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I’m never gonna get over REACHER s3 giving him a wario. Wareacher, if you will
Joining my Uber driver in perfect harmony on “kiss me” by sixpence none the richer
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Joining my Uber driver in perfect harmony on “kiss me” by sixpence none the richer
Looking for the Jim to my Pam
April 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Looking for the Jim to my Pam
I wish they made gabapentin for humans this shit seems great
March 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I wish they made gabapentin for humans this shit seems great
I’m in love with this value judgment-less sign. Not Irish good, Irish bad, just “Irish.” Some people are Irish, make a note of it.
March 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m in love with this value judgment-less sign. Not Irish good, Irish bad, just “Irish.” Some people are Irish, make a note of it.
“There’s the rascal!”
March 3, 2025 at 9:20 AM
“There’s the rascal!”