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Bethy
@bethysquires.bsky.social
vulture writer, aspiring gambling den owner
Today’s route for the Marty Supreme blimp took it over the mulholland drive apartment AND the happy days house
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“I don’t have to, like, listen to a rule. Who made that rule? Some dumb guy.” -Courtney Love
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — it's a dogwhistle
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
huge day for me as someone who went to Something About Her the week it opened www.vulture.com/article/cult...
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
had a dream last night that jimmy kimmel was secretly a LARPer, and that's why he's always going on vacation. to LARP
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Just saw a child watch an old fashioned get made with such awe in her eyes. Like it was a magic trick. Really heartening to see the next gen of barflies discover their inner truth
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
we all grieve differently
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Something is wrong w my keyboard
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it's been raining in LA for so long that i've actually grown tired of my "it's raining in la 💙" playlist
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Is this the first not closeted gay man to get this? Maybe…..representation matters??
People has named Jonathan Bailey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2025.
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
A second person has done “how you remind me” by nickelback at karaoke tn
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
some of the most consequential reporting of my career. proud of this headline
October 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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never heard of this podcast before but goddamn do I love hearing a southern accent say this.
"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
October 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Anime’s like the ark of the covenant. Blesses everyone normal, fries the brains of Nazis
October 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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D’Angelo’s catalog is filled with classic songs but one of my favorites that doesn’t get talked about much is his scorching cover of Prince’s “She’s Always in My Hair” for the SCREAM 2 soundtrack; a choice needle drop for the opening scene.
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“are you wearing the—”
"the plutoTV 10th anniversary party snuggie, yeah i am"
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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My colleague @bethysquires.bsky.social talked to people on the late-night front lines about how they're processing the Kimmel situation. Good stuff, up now at @vulture.com www.vulture.com/article/jimm...
How 4 Late-Night Writers Are Feeling Post–Kimmel Suspension
“The people who have the most money and power are the first to give up, and, frankly, that should be mortifying for them.”
www.vulture.com
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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At the bar yelling “THE DICTIONARY IS A DESCRIPTIVE NOT PROSCRIPTIVE DOCUMENT.” That’s where I’m at
September 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Arguably it is my favorite genre
Ok so I am watching the last waltz and it is both interesting and boring. Is that a genre?
August 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“I crushed a lot of things in my 20s” -Peter Dinklage, late night w Seth Meyers
July 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do you think I’m the first person to listen to pink diamond by charli xcx in the Iowa state historical museum’s hardtack exhibit?
June 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tuffy’s first watch of Greys Anatomy & he has some qualms, like why is the dialogue so repetitive. And why are most ppl on a medical soap but George is a full sketch character
June 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM