Mr. Jack In The Box
@better-competitor.bsky.social
“If you don’t agree with me… do something about it.”
Jack from Jack In The Box is here!
NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE JACK IN THE BOX COMPANY!!! THIS IS A PARODY!!!
Made by http://Uester
Ps: TRY MY BOWLS!
Jack from Jack In The Box is here!
NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE JACK IN THE BOX COMPANY!!! THIS IS A PARODY!!!
Made by http://Uester
Ps: TRY MY BOWLS!
ah. Right.
“Yup, heard it while a worker was on a shift and decided to give it a listen! Gotta say, you’re alot better than what i had to listen to before that.”
“Yup, heard it while a worker was on a shift and decided to give it a listen! Gotta say, you’re alot better than what i had to listen to before that.”
February 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
ah. Right.
“Yup, heard it while a worker was on a shift and decided to give it a listen! Gotta say, you’re alot better than what i had to listen to before that.”
“Yup, heard it while a worker was on a shift and decided to give it a listen! Gotta say, you’re alot better than what i had to listen to before that.”
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Taking the coin and putting it away im his pocket.
“Enjoy your shake! By the way, love your music.”
and there he went.
“Enjoy your shake! By the way, love your music.”
and there he went.
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Taking the coin and putting it away im his pocket.
“Enjoy your shake! By the way, love your music.”
and there he went.
“Enjoy your shake! By the way, love your music.”
and there he went.
“Alright! Great!”
Just magically pulls out a chocolate milkshake cuz fuck logic
“Here you go! Still freshly cold with real ice cream used for it!”
Just magically pulls out a chocolate milkshake cuz fuck logic
“Here you go! Still freshly cold with real ice cream used for it!”
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
“Alright! Great!”
Just magically pulls out a chocolate milkshake cuz fuck logic
“Here you go! Still freshly cold with real ice cream used for it!”
Just magically pulls out a chocolate milkshake cuz fuck logic
“Here you go! Still freshly cold with real ice cream used for it!”
“Alright yeah i figured as much.”
Slumped over the counter.
Slumped over the counter.
February 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
“Alright yeah i figured as much.”
Slumped over the counter.
Slumped over the counter.
“Well there’s the Jumbo Jack. a classic, Always 99¢! And uhhh…”
“You know the other cheapest is the milkshakes with 19$ for normal and chocolate, and that’s about all for the cheapest.”
“You know the other cheapest is the milkshakes with 19$ for normal and chocolate, and that’s about all for the cheapest.”
February 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
“Well there’s the Jumbo Jack. a classic, Always 99¢! And uhhh…”
“You know the other cheapest is the milkshakes with 19$ for normal and chocolate, and that’s about all for the cheapest.”
“You know the other cheapest is the milkshakes with 19$ for normal and chocolate, and that’s about all for the cheapest.”
“One of our options. Preferably the cheapest one maybe?”
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“One of our options. Preferably the cheapest one maybe?”
“I mean you can play it safe and just get the Jumbo Jack, one is ALWAYS 99¢! And soda’s just 25$ so… yeah!”
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“I mean you can play it safe and just get the Jumbo Jack, one is ALWAYS 99¢! And soda’s just 25$ so… yeah!”
“…….”
“Would you want one?”
“Would you want one?”
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
“…….”
“Would you want one?”
“Would you want one?”
“Look inflation is a punch in the gut, i know. And it makes it worse that it’s cheaper without tax.”
“God how the hell did the economic fall so hard..”
“God how the hell did the economic fall so hard..”
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
“Look inflation is a punch in the gut, i know. And it makes it worse that it’s cheaper without tax.”
“God how the hell did the economic fall so hard..”
“God how the hell did the economic fall so hard..”
“Alright, that’ll be 100$ with tax.”
February 18, 2026 at 12:03 AM
“Alright, that’ll be 100$ with tax.”
“Look i’m trying. It’s been so long i forgot how to appeal people into even considering to get from my food chain.”
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“Look i’m trying. It’s been so long i forgot how to appeal people into even considering to get from my food chain.”
“Alright, that’ll be the good ol’ combo. Is that all?”
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“Alright, that’ll be the good ol’ combo. Is that all?”
[ @yoshikage--kira.bsky.social ]
“Oh! Hello there, sir! Would you like to try one of our options at my establishment?”
“Oh! Hello there, sir! Would you like to try one of our options at my establishment?”
February 17, 2026 at 11:38 PM
[ @yoshikage--kira.bsky.social ]
“Oh! Hello there, sir! Would you like to try one of our options at my establishment?”
“Oh! Hello there, sir! Would you like to try one of our options at my establishment?”
“You would too if someone basically said you’re too weak to put up a fight”
February 17, 2026 at 11:26 PM
“You would too if someone basically said you’re too weak to put up a fight”