Mr. Jack In The Box
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Mr. Jack In The Box
@better-competitor.bsky.social
“If you don’t agree with me… do something about it.”
Jack from Jack In The Box is here!
NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE JACK IN THE BOX COMPANY!!! THIS IS A PARODY!!!
Made by http://Uester

Ps: TRY MY BOWLS!
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“Would you like some better burgers?”

JACK SWEEPS THE FAST FOOD CHAIN!!!
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((an introduction post, i guess

c< Hello, iM KaraMa, tHe lOcal rOgue Of tiMe, My cHuMHaNdle is MegalOMeMes, i speNd My tiMe ruNNiN a taverN, aNd blacKsMitHiN, witH a dabbliNg iN revOlutiON, aNd frieNdly strifes as well, My strife specibi are tHe scytHeKiNd and revOlverKind >c

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January 27, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Uester

Jack washed by the new economic policy and nothing else.

And the fact that there’s a FEW less Jack In The Box places open
February 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“Well hello there. Could i interest you in getting some of our milksh- oh there i go okay then.”
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February 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
“Good choice.”

Plopping him back down. Rule 1: don’t mess with da Jack.

“And keep that cash on you, you’re not worth the time anymore.”
"...I-I..."

*Shoot, he picked the wrong fight here...*

"Uhh... can we... NOT fight? how about that..."
Y O I N K.

“Here’s something. Did you ever see the Jack In The Box sign open whenever i’m around? Maybe burst open?”

“Don’t test your luck, squish ball. I can take that tiny stick and use it for kebab.”
February 17, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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"Hayato."
- N/SFW rp
- #jjbarp #jojorp #mvrp
- like/repost :)
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February 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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"Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive..."

( #ocrp / #mvrp )

( #galacticskyrp )

"...cause you gotta survive."
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June 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Y O I N K.

“Here’s something. Did you ever see the Jack In The Box sign open whenever i’m around? Maybe burst open?”

“Don’t test your luck, squish ball. I can take that tiny stick and use it for kebab.”
"...I've literally killed gods, what can YOU do?"
“………..”

RIP. RIP.

“Wanna test that?”
February 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“………..”

RIP. RIP.

“Wanna test that?”
February 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
“Well you can atleast TRY it! Besides, i was going easy on you.”
[ @better-competitor.bsky.social ]

"Show's over, you Chilly wannabe!"

"Now can you QUIT it with all the corporate deal talks? this match ain't sponsored, and I DON'T want two tacos for 99 cents!"
February 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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The Happiest Place on Earth

❤️ & 🔄?
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February 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“Remember when i almost delayed Christmas because of my Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger? Or how i made a burger so great even Ronald Macdonald liked it?”

“Good times. Yet McDonald’s and Burger King have yet to call me. I’m still waitig on that.”
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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[ remember, served freshly made right when you order! ]
February 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
“Who- who are these people? Where are you coming from?”

“I’m not gonna ask you to leave i need you out of this establishment now before i deal with you myself.”
February 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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"𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲.“

| #Kirbyrp | #Nintendorp | #MVRP |

"𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲!"
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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'Yeah, of course you came to me!'

( #mvrp )

( #galacticskyrp )
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October 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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"Po, Kill..."

NOO-NOO TAKES CONTROL!
[SPOILERS] Slendytubbies 3 Soundtrack: "Run Away" - Lyrics
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February 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
[ remember, served freshly made right when you order! ]
February 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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ZERO_ONE, A 🧵.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“Oh! I almost forgot about The Living Tombstone for a second there! Their music is iconic, i’ll give them that.”

“Ofcourse, not as iconic as my Jumbo Jack for 99¢, but still!”
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
“Oh! I didn’t think someone would notice me immediately. Hello! Uhh… weird shape lady.”

“(Do we even have revenue for those people? Who am i kidding, the more the merrier.)”
February 17, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞...

𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲.

𝐍𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨...

𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐍𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞
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February 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
“Hello there, Bluesky! I see there’s no other company here so i thought i’d drop by, if you don’t mind!”
February 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“Would you like some better burgers?”

JACK SWEEPS THE FAST FOOD CHAIN!!!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a jack in the box sign in the background
Alt: Layout inspired by OMEGA Big bro is a real one go check ‘im out!
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February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM