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Betty Timtam
@bettytimtam.bsky.social
A healthy lifestyle consists of more than weight control. You cannot improve your general fitness by eating less chocolate. She/her. Vegan. Aotearoa. List writer. Perpetually late except for The Trip classes at Les Mills. Lefty liberal.
Appalling - he’s incapable of being rehabilitated. Just lock the door and walk away.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Tell him it’s called “word processing” for men.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That’s a shot!
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I often confuse moderate with meagre.
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well that old shop scrubbed up well. Got to be someone wanting some cute Christmas real estate.
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Off to but dildos…
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hope he gets a sale.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I need to cleanse now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I think they both underestimated how boring they are and how disinterested we, the people, are in hearing either of them speak.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
As if she(or any of her colleagues) are even capable of philanthropy. If they do donate, it will be to their kid’s private school or something they approve of. Never to the poor, disabled or neglected.
December 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m just like my mum and my daughter is just like both of us. She also got kicked out of school and they directed us to adolescent MH. Still my mother said nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Mum passed in 2013 and we found her medical notebooks. Imagine my surprise to see I had been diagnosed ADD and prescribed Ritalin in 1973. I had no idea - the medication was stopped for whatever reason, but I would have been 13 and just expelled from high school. I had absolutely no idea. I do now.
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My worst nightmare.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That’s amazing. We’ve got a 2012 Leaf as our workshop car. Got 230,000km on the clock. Original brake pads, never done an oil change and it tows a trailer. We love it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thanks for sharing. I work for an EV company and we use the batteries out of crashed 40kWh Leafs to keep the old degraded 24kWh Leafs on the road. The old batteries are sold for solar storage. Never seen anyone repurpose an ICE car for that!
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Oh no! My brother was Best Man, MC and DJ at his best friend’s wedding. This was in the early 70’s. Yellow Brick Road was just released. He put the record on - first track is “Funeral for a Friend.” We still laugh at that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
“Don’t sell the sausage, sell the sizzle.”
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
That’s Luxon talking to himself. To be a good conman you have to believe your own lies. That’s him convincing himself of his own bullshit.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
People used that as their wedding dance. Even Sting recoiled at that.
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Well I often go to Pirongia. Does that count? Almost went to IKEA yesterday.
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I live in New Zealand.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“…is a former chairman of the Dairy and Business Owners Group.”
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM