Bill Evans
bevans10.bsky.social
Bill Evans
@bevans10.bsky.social
Portlander since 2007. Dad since 2003. Husband since 2014. Kraken fan since the beginning. NU Class of 1992. Go Cats.
Pitch: a heist movie where someone trains to be an NFL linebacker for the sole purpose of snatching Justin Jefferson’s necklace. #NFL
September 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They were teammates in juniors, during which Robertson out-pointed Avon each year. Is Avon a better two-way player?
Seattle has traded Tucker Robertson to Philadelphia or Jon-Randall Avon. #seakraken #LetsGoFlyers
September 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
All of these women writing erotic hockey novels have obviously never smelled a bag of hockey gear.
July 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What a deal for Lightning to retain Yanni. #SeaKraken
@TBLightning Lightning announce Yanni Gourde re-signs at 6x$2.33M
June 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Even if they handed out two Stanley Cups each year, one to each finalist, the Maple Leafs would *still* have zero in 58 years.
May 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Well, #AlaskaAir, you can’t hold a flight for five damn minutes for two passengers arriving on a delayed connection from PDX, and so I miss my son’s college graduation. Lovely.
May 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Have to imagine the Maple Leafs will win tonight and lose Game 7 at home to give their fans as much emotional turmoil as possible. #NHL
May 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nice to see #SeaKraken legend Eeli Tolvanen leading the #iihfworlds with 6 goals after today’s 4-bagger! 🇫🇮
May 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Joey Daccord: 2 shutouts in 55 starts with #seaKraken & 1 shutout for Team USA at #IIHFWorlds #mensworlds

Atta boy, Joey! Keep it goin', boys!
Matty Beniers: 1 two-goal game in 82 with #SeaKraken & 1 two-goal game for Team USA at #IIHFWorlds #mensworlds
May 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Matty Beniers: 1 two-goal game in 82 with #SeaKraken & 1 two-goal game for Team USA at #IIHFWorlds #mensworlds
May 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Playoff hockey delivers again!
May 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Is there a #seakraken reporter with the relationships and will to tell us what Kraken players are feeling today? (especially Kakko and our other FAs).
April 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
At the surface, I don't care for the move AT ALL and believe Dan deserves more than a year working with a mid roster whose best players are still getting their feet wet. This sucks.
The #SeaKraken have announced that head coach Dan Bylsma has been relieved of his duties.

Read more → bit.ly/SEA_042125
April 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I don’t believe there are 18 ownership groups actually better than #SeaKraken group, which nails marketing, community relations, diversity, etc., and which has built an incredible facility and shown a willingness to spend.
March 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Home opener redux vibes from the #SeaKraken
March 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Yes prop bets are stupid. But sometimes you have a feeling. #seakraken
March 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Im not saying #ESPN needs to do more homework on the #SeaKraken but … wow, that’s pretty egregious even for them.
March 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The only goal I ever saw Brandon Tanev score in person was probably his most iconic as a #SeaKraken. The blown kiss vs. Colorado in Game 2. Hat tip to Turbo. Hoping he gets to play some home games with his big brother.
March 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The right decision by the #SeaKraken here, but MAN. Imma miss Yanni. He was the heart and soul of Kraken 1.0, and #37 was the only choice when I bought a jersey. Gourde and Bjorky are two easy guys to root for. i hope they raise the cup.
Full Trade Details:

To #GoBolts:
• Yanni Gourde
• Oliver Bjorkstrand
• 2026 5th-round pick

To #SeaKraken:
• 2026 1st-round pick
• 2027 1st-round pick
• 2025 2nd-round pick (via Toronto)
• Michael Eyssimont

Big move for Tampa as they load up for a playoff run. #NHL
March 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just won a game of Clue on my first turn. I’ve peaked.
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Bill Evans
I love the NBA but you would be insane to opt for the NBA tonight over this hockey game.
February 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
SNL Musical Celebration concert is soooo good. It is odd to see celebrities in the crowd actually enjoying themselves.
February 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@jasonzinoman.bsky.social Because the New Yorker's 100th anniversary coincides with SNL's 50th, I sought the magazine's 1975 critique of the show. A fun, timely read I thought you might enjoy.
A First-Season Review of “Saturday Night Live”
A TV critic’s 1975 take on “an appealing new comedy program called ‘Saturday Night.’ ”
www.newyorker.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by Bill Evans
again, this is where the NHL reigns supreme: trophy to the players first, never the owners first
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Today, for the first time, it felt that way.
fuck everyone who says they still need Twitter for live sports events this place absolutely has the juice
February 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM