Beth
@bfulks.bsky.social
I hurt feelings not faces. I also bake things.
BallsandWieners.com
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You won't see any "Year in Review" from me. I'm not out here trying to write the next Final Destination movie.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You won't see any "Year in Review" from me. I'm not out here trying to write the next Final Destination movie.
We didn’t come to the beach for NYE last year. Not making that mistake again.
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We didn’t come to the beach for NYE last year. Not making that mistake again.
An herbal bath soak sounds awesome until you’re picking lavender bits out of your buttcrack.
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
An herbal bath soak sounds awesome until you’re picking lavender bits out of your buttcrack.
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
Stressed about seeing your “Christian“ MAGA family members around Christmas?
Here’s something you can do that is right up their alley. Walk up to their nativity scene, grab Mary and Joseph, chuck them in the backseat of your car and drive off.
Here’s something you can do that is right up their alley. Walk up to their nativity scene, grab Mary and Joseph, chuck them in the backseat of your car and drive off.
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Stressed about seeing your “Christian“ MAGA family members around Christmas?
Here’s something you can do that is right up their alley. Walk up to their nativity scene, grab Mary and Joseph, chuck them in the backseat of your car and drive off.
Here’s something you can do that is right up their alley. Walk up to their nativity scene, grab Mary and Joseph, chuck them in the backseat of your car and drive off.
Little Petey’s desire to murder humans, no matter the circumstances, is even more disturbing for a man with a history of struggling with alcohol addiction. Is it because of a deep seated trauma? The desire to control some aspect of his life? Or is he trying to appear strong despite his weaknesses?
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Little Petey’s desire to murder humans, no matter the circumstances, is even more disturbing for a man with a history of struggling with alcohol addiction. Is it because of a deep seated trauma? The desire to control some aspect of his life? Or is he trying to appear strong despite his weaknesses?
When I was a kid, I loved doing handstands and cartwheels. I have always wanted to try it again but have never had a padded room to attempt it. At 51, and going through menopause, it seems that padded room is just around the corner. At least I have something to look forward to. #ThinkPositive
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When I was a kid, I loved doing handstands and cartwheels. I have always wanted to try it again but have never had a padded room to attempt it. At 51, and going through menopause, it seems that padded room is just around the corner. At least I have something to look forward to. #ThinkPositive
I think the GOP should now be the GOPP for the Grand Old Pedophile Protectors.
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think the GOP should now be the GOPP for the Grand Old Pedophile Protectors.
As winter approaches, don’t be surprised when this administration declares a “total victory” in Chicago, rather than admit their gestapo doesn’t want to be outside in the cold.
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
As winter approaches, don’t be surprised when this administration declares a “total victory” in Chicago, rather than admit their gestapo doesn’t want to be outside in the cold.
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"Build A Ballroom"
October 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"Build A Ballroom"
If they ban all food dyes will McNuggets be that weird pink color that goop looks like before it’s nuggetfied?
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If they ban all food dyes will McNuggets be that weird pink color that goop looks like before it’s nuggetfied?
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
It blows my mind that people still think the GOP gives a shit about working class people. They are willing to let people starve so they don’t have to attempt any semblance of bipartisanship. Anyone that still supports this administration absolutely disgusts me.
PRO TIP: This is not a winning message.
Source: Last night's election results, FAFO.
Source: Last night's election results, FAFO.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It blows my mind that people still think the GOP gives a shit about working class people. They are willing to let people starve so they don’t have to attempt any semblance of bipartisanship. Anyone that still supports this administration absolutely disgusts me.
The fact that I can look up “sandwich trial” and find several hundred news articles about a trial because a man threw a sandwich at a federal agent should tell you everything you need to know about what it’s like to currently live in this weird dystopian version of the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The fact that I can look up “sandwich trial” and find several hundred news articles about a trial because a man threw a sandwich at a federal agent should tell you everything you need to know about what it’s like to currently live in this weird dystopian version of the United States.
Went to Dix Park today with Clara and we saw a couple of the new trolls. They are so neat in person.
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Went to Dix Park today with Clara and we saw a couple of the new trolls. They are so neat in person.
Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and it looks like I should be making it snow at Studio 54. 🕺
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and it looks like I should be making it snow at Studio 54. 🕺
Love this!
October 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Love this!
You know, Hitler was super in to the occult. What if he figured something out? I wonder Stephen Miller would know? It would make sense to come back as the shadow man behind the president.
Just saying.
Just saying.
a woman in a red shirt is sitting in front of a picture of a man and woman and says mmhmm napping are we ?
ALT: a woman in a red shirt is sitting in front of a picture of a man and woman and says mmhmm napping are we ?
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
You know, Hitler was super in to the occult. What if he figured something out? I wonder Stephen Miller would know? It would make sense to come back as the shadow man behind the president.
Just saying.
Just saying.
You know, Hitler was super into the occult. Maybe he figured something out…
[insert pic of Steven Miller, but I won’t subject anyone to that]
Better to be the man behind the man in charge, rather than the actual man in charge. Plausible deniability.
[insert pic of Steven Miller, but I won’t subject anyone to that]
Better to be the man behind the man in charge, rather than the actual man in charge. Plausible deniability.
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You know, Hitler was super into the occult. Maybe he figured something out…
[insert pic of Steven Miller, but I won’t subject anyone to that]
Better to be the man behind the man in charge, rather than the actual man in charge. Plausible deniability.
[insert pic of Steven Miller, but I won’t subject anyone to that]
Better to be the man behind the man in charge, rather than the actual man in charge. Plausible deniability.
Checked myself and it’s true.
I will say one thing, that's how you know trump definitely has dementia. Higher ups in the GOP don't give a shit as long as they have a puppet to be the mouthpiece and they can stay in power as long as possible.
Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
Google AI appears to block results for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not Biden
Google appears to have blocked certain artificial intelligence search results for queries about President Donald Trump’s mental acuity
www.independent.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Checked myself and it’s true.
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I will say one thing, that's how you know trump definitely has dementia. Higher ups in the GOP don't give a shit as long as they have a puppet to be the mouthpiece and they can stay in power as long as possible.
Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
Google AI appears to block results for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not Biden
Google appears to have blocked certain artificial intelligence search results for queries about President Donald Trump’s mental acuity
www.independent.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I will say one thing, that's how you know trump definitely has dementia. Higher ups in the GOP don't give a shit as long as they have a puppet to be the mouthpiece and they can stay in power as long as possible.
Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.
What amount of money would you personally consider “life changing”? #IfIWonTheLotto #MoneyQuestion
September 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What amount of money would you personally consider “life changing”? #IfIWonTheLotto #MoneyQuestion
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I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
So what’s the modern equivalent of Pump Up the Volume? #keepmediafree
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
So what’s the modern equivalent of Pump Up the Volume? #keepmediafree