Bill Fulton
@bfulton.bsky.social
Criminal defense attorney who does stuff outdoors. #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
In today’s urban gym episode a dude was FaceTiming his girl from the locker room as I walked out of the showers. It would have been nice if she was also dripping wet and naked.
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
In today’s urban gym episode a dude was FaceTiming his girl from the locker room as I walked out of the showers. It would have been nice if she was also dripping wet and naked.
Despite the Project 2025 suppression of DEI, Pennsylvania courts continue to offer support and inclusion.
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Despite the Project 2025 suppression of DEI, Pennsylvania courts continue to offer support and inclusion.
🎶The weather outside is frightful but inside it’s so delightful 🎵
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
🎶The weather outside is frightful but inside it’s so delightful 🎵
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/u...
“But if you put something in a park that looks like it’s meant to be climbed, it’s going to get climbed.”
“But if you put something in a park that looks like it’s meant to be climbed, it’s going to get climbed.”
After Teen’s Death, a Seattle Icon Confronts a New Label, Nuisance
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/u...
“But if you put something in a park that looks like it’s meant to be climbed, it’s going to get climbed.”
“But if you put something in a park that looks like it’s meant to be climbed, it’s going to get climbed.”
My gym is either ghetto or redneck because someone was using a gunlock on their locker. It is in fact both.
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My gym is either ghetto or redneck because someone was using a gunlock on their locker. It is in fact both.
Does Melanoma have an Onlyfans?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Does Melanoma have an Onlyfans?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Reposted by Bill Fulton
AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.
October 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.
I’m enjoying oatmeal with bananas and blueberries because I’m woke like that.
Go Birds 🦅🏈🦅
Go Birds 🦅🏈🦅
September 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m enjoying oatmeal with bananas and blueberries because I’m woke like that.
Go Birds 🦅🏈🦅
Go Birds 🦅🏈🦅
Who’s staying up for the rest of the game tomorrow?
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Who’s staying up for the rest of the game tomorrow?
It is extrajudicial and it is murder.
The Nobel Peace Prize committee is a tough grader. They may even require that a recipient commit no recent intentional murders.
Not sure this will impress the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It is extrajudicial and it is murder.
Sort of enjoyed the Spanish tutorial.
September 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sort of enjoyed the Spanish tutorial.
Reposted by Bill Fulton
Instagram influencer Adventorin goes viral after demonstrating how simple it is to climb over the U.S. Border Wall.
August 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Instagram influencer Adventorin goes viral after demonstrating how simple it is to climb over the U.S. Border Wall.
Added ice cream to my protein shake. Don’t judge me.
August 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Added ice cream to my protein shake. Don’t judge me.
Local news you can lose.
August 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Local news you can lose.
The Facebook algorithm is insane to suggest this.
July 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Facebook algorithm is insane to suggest this.
We live in a suburban borough in the Appalachian piedmont under a deciduous forest canopy with some pine mixed in. It’s lush after summer rain.
July 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We live in a suburban borough in the Appalachian piedmont under a deciduous forest canopy with some pine mixed in. It’s lush after summer rain.
Reposted by Bill Fulton
Obama Claps Back! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾
July 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Obama Claps Back! 👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾
If you’re riding an E-bike to the pool to swim laps, you just don’t get it.
July 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you’re riding an E-bike to the pool to swim laps, you just don’t get it.
Reposted by Bill Fulton
Breaking: The Washington Commanders change their name to the Epstein Files.
July 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Breaking: The Washington Commanders change their name to the Epstein Files.
Find the lighting bug.
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Find the lighting bug.
When the weather’s hot and sticky,
It’s no time to dip the dickie.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin,
Then it’s time for dickie dunkin!
🥵
Credit: Amish limerick from a fraternity brother raised on a dairy farm.
It’s no time to dip the dickie.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin,
Then it’s time for dickie dunkin!
🥵
Credit: Amish limerick from a fraternity brother raised on a dairy farm.
June 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When the weather’s hot and sticky,
It’s no time to dip the dickie.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin,
Then it’s time for dickie dunkin!
🥵
Credit: Amish limerick from a fraternity brother raised on a dairy farm.
It’s no time to dip the dickie.
But when the frost is on the pumpkin,
Then it’s time for dickie dunkin!
🥵
Credit: Amish limerick from a fraternity brother raised on a dairy farm.