Bruce Gordon
bgordonauthor.bsky.social
Bruce Gordon
@bgordonauthor.bsky.social
Writer, music lover, pop culture, f1, nfl, and mlb
Can someone explain what does the B mean in Oral B?
January 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Still a few years from retirement, but I’ve begun retirement training. Preliminary findings: retirement looks suspiciously like a full-time job devoted entirely to figuring out forms.
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Found Holy Crap cereal at the grocery store today. My wallet said ‘holy crap’ louder than I did. Worth $10 for a quarter pound?
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Special reminder from Wifey: This is the last day to vote for Dissatisfied Me: West Coast Larry to become an Indie Ink Award finalist! The book is nominated in the Best Morally Gray Character category (no book reading required)!

Thanks and Happy New Year!!!

indiestorygeek.com/story/10059 #CanLit
Dissatisfied Me: West Coast Larry
Layabout Larry Johnstone’s life mission to find the perfect spouse began in his early teens. After dating (and being dumped) by nearly a hundred women, he finally meets and proposes to his dream girl,...
indiestorygeek.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by Bruce Gordon
And congrats to @bgordonauthor.bsky.social for Dissatisfied Me: West Coast Larry also being on @jamiesonwolf.bsky.social ‘s Best Books of 2025 list! #BookSky #AmReading #CanLit #BookReview 2/2
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
New year. Same Larry.
Morally grey. Questionable choices. No personal growth promised. If that speaks to you, vote Larry Johnstone from West Coast Larry for Best Morally Grey Character at the Indie Verse Awards. #IndieFiction #AmWriting
Voting ends Dec 31 👉 indiestorygeek.com/story/10059
Dissatisfied Me: West Coast Larry
Layabout Larry Johnstone’s life mission to find the perfect spouse began in his early teens. After dating (and being dumped) by nearly a hundred women, he finally meets and proposes to his dream girl,...
indiestorygeek.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Reposted by Bruce Gordon
My 2025 hightlights, Day One: Launched @dinsdalepress.bsky.social with @bgordonauthor.bsky.social ! And yeah, I baked a cake to celebrate. HAVE YOU MET ME??? 😉 #IndieAuthor
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Please consider supporting this Canadian author! Larry would vote, but might find that too much effort !
Heather McKenzie and Larry Johnstone are thrilled that Dissatisfied Me: West Coast Larry by @bgordonauthor.bsky.social is a 2025 Indie Ink Nominee for Best Morally Gray Character!

Well, Larry is, anyway.

VOTING FOR FINALISTS IS OPEN UNTIL DEC 31!

(Yes, that’s me, btw. I love to cosplay.)

1/2
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Larry believes he is the most interesting person in any room, including empty ones, & has been nominated for Best Morally Gray Character in the 2025 Indie Ink Awards. Pls vote until Dec 31.
Larry would vote for himself, but he’s busy accepting this honor in spirit.
indiestorygeek.com/story/10059
Dissatisfied Me: West Coast Larry
Layabout Larry Johnstone’s life mission to find the perfect spouse began in his early teens. After dating (and being dumped) by nearly a hundred women, he finally meets and proposes to his dream girl,...
indiestorygeek.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Would you consider paying YouTube their monthly fee if they stripped out not only commercials, but also AI generated content?
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is there a band who’d offer to play your backyard party free, and you’d refuse to go?? #music
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I long for 90-minute movies.

Everything’s three hours long now and still finds time for 45 minutes of people staring meaningfully into the distance. Riveting! #dissatisfied #movies
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Please consider nominating…Larry would LOVE the attention!
Posting for @bgordonauthor.bsky.social (That guy who was at my wedding and still won’t leave my house!) Larry is so morally gray, he should be a paint chip colour! And there’s such a great sidekick too. To nominate this book, please visit indiestorygeek.com/story/10059. Thanks for considering!
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A carton (little less than a kilo) of PC brand coffee is now $25. At what point do I quit drinking the stuff? #coffee
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Who remembers the hours we invested in this?
October 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’ve been getting back into crosswords of late. Do you have a favourite game or puzzle for your tablet? #puzzles
a cartoon character says i 'll get to you just as soon as i finish the crossword puzzle
ALT: a cartoon character says i 'll get to you just as soon as i finish the crossword puzzle
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October 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I’ve suffered following the Miami Dolphins since the late 70s. Am I the only one that does this to myself? #nfl
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What’s wrong with me…I have yet to watch a hockey game yet this season? Am I alone? #nhl
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Starting to read Beautiful Ugly by Alice Feeney #books
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Listened to Rush’s new drummer, Anika Nilles. She is VERY talented, especially with odd timings and syncopations. Should be a fun tour next year #music #rush
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
There is rumour in certain circles that the rapture is coming tomorrow.

Consider buying my book before it happens!
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
How much bureaucracy do you deal with in your day to day life?
September 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Debate I am hearing in the doctor’s office about an NFL QB arrested for dog fighting many years ago.

Pro: He’s a great guy (clearly a football fan)
Con: No he’s not, he’s morally corrupt

At least my time waiting will go by fast
September 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It's been so long since I wrote anything on social media, that I really don't know what to say!
September 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM