The Late Late Toy Show never fails to make me cry within the first 30 minutes

A list of sorely missed Victorian-era slang…

Got the morbs = temporary sadness
Gigglemug = always smiling
Scandal water = tea
Bitch the pot = pour the tea
Sauce-box = mouth
Cupid’s kettle drums = breasts
Dash my wig = OMG
Tight as a boiled owl = drunk
Poked up = embarrassed
Not up to dick = unwell

Thanking my sister for this (very LOUD) gift 😆❤️ Merry Christmas everyone 🎄✨

Sometimes I feel I am raising the male Matilda.

My (only just turned) 3yr old: "5 planets"

Me: no darling there are 8 planets

Him: no, 5 dwarf planets.

Me *googles it... Oh yeah... Right, yes okay 😳.

He proceeds to name them all

I swear I'm not making this up, I don't know where he is from!

Went out to sell a guitar... Then came back with a new one! Look at his face, looking prouder than his first picture holding our actual child 😂

#CanadaSky #Cdnpoli

This week's entry for reasons my son is crying: the penguins look cold. 🐧 ❄️

This year my music got 96,000 streams on Spotify and had 46,000 listeners and I made… $185.61. Total.

This is indefensible. Truly an evil company. I totally get why people enjoy using Spotify, but if you want to support musicians, please consider buying our stuff on Bandcamp once in awhile. 💚

Wednesday night I sang on stage for the first time in years! I couldn’t say no to performing with the amazing pianist Oliver Poole & support the incredible Katie Piper Foundation, a cause & woman I truly admire. I was nervous AF, but I'm so glad I did it! 😊 Video: www.facebook.com/BiancaNichol...

Hi Bluesky here's to hoping this is a kinder place than the other one turned out to be 🐦 😉