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42, #AuDHD #BiLesbian, #OSDD1b, #Blitzø kinnie; #Hellaverse Hellion; #Stolas = my comfort character. #TransRightsAreHumanRights Minors DNI 🔞 PFP by @GlitterKoneko.bsky.social 🥰🥹 https://archiveofourown.org/users/BiFelicia319/profile

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

One of our favorite moments from Ch 18 of #WhatsTheTea 😂

It’s so much fun writing Stolas being so sassy and cheeky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #CoffeeshopAU #Stolitz

"Bitch, whaddya mean you won't let me pay you!
That's illegal!"
"Oh, pish-tosh, I'm happily donating my time!
There's paperwork you can file for that, you know,"
Stolas smiled as he pointed out.
"I knew that!" Blitzo clearly did not. But it was also clear that he didn't care. He blatantly thought it was wrong for his lover to work for him for free, which was adorable to a heartbreaking degree!
"I just... I don't ever want to take advantage...,"
Blitzo tried to plead.
Stolas, ever with that Autistic habit of interrupting, cut Blitzo off in his haste to be understood while the latter got a flat, annoyed look on his face that nearly provoked the former into squealing Cute Aggression!
"Darling, I promise you are not taking advantage of me!" he laughed! Why, the very idea! "Working in the dish pit has been a relief, and that alone should convey the sheer amount of privilege I have! I don't need or want your money, my love, but you certainly do. Need it, I mean."

He couldn't help but adore when Blitzo decided to be cheeky! "Oh, you don't want my money," he mocked without ire or malice. "What, my money not good enough for you, rich bitch?" He capped the unserious challenge with a wink and a kiss.
Stolas laughed, kissing his boyfriend's palm with an affectionate nip. "Dearest, if you're going to insist on lavishing me with your money, you're going to have to be more creative than just trying to disguise it in a paycheck."
That bit of sass, and the cute little peck on the nose he gave to punctuate it, had earned a guffawing, appreciative, "Ohhhhh, you audacious motherfucker!" from his beloved right then, followed by the most delectable, hair-pulling, neck-biting spanking in the supply closet where Blitzo dragged him after the shop had closed!

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 10h

*relates and sits down next to you* 👉🏻👈🏻

We don’t really know what to say except we know how this feels. We feel like the ghost of a spare tire more often than not.

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 10h

Our headmate, Harpie, is grinning like -

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 11h

a woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you mean

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 12h

EGG IN THERE!!!!!

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 12h

Fookin’ CREEPY how accurate that Sim of Stella is, ngl! o.O

Gabi @sketchysketti.bsky.social · 3d

Decided on this Sunday morning to share some screenshots from my Sims 4 Hellaverse au’s that just make sense 🫢🤣 Maybe I’ll make this a thread if anyone is interested in more ridiculousness lol #hellaverse #helluvaboss #sims4

That tracks 🤣

Description: A screenshot from the Sims 4. The notification reads “Blitz Bucks won the bowling game with a score of 69.”

I opened my game to find Millie and Moxxie had a baby while I’ve just been playing Stolitz 🫢 Apparently they named her Hazel.

Description: A screenshot from the Sims 4 homepage showing Millie and Moxxie, with Millie holding a new born baby girl.

Even in game she’s just as horrible 🫢

Description: Screenshot from the Sims 4. Stella Goetia texting Stolas “I heard that you’ve found someone new. How’d you trick them into thinking you’re worth loving?”

Oop 😶

Description: Screenshot from the Sims 4. A notification from Stolas’s sim saying he has the emotional void ailment. The description is “Stolas feels like his emotions have been drained away, leaving nothing behind but an empty void.”

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 12h

😂 We legit stared at that shot like 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 for a solid 3 minutes before we could even reply! 😂

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 12h

Oh no! I’ve been spotted! 😂

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Honestly, it’s fucking creepy how ACCURATE that Stella shot is! 🥶

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, this gonna be FUN!!!! 🤩

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

OMG THAT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 13h

I’m betting arranged marriage of some kind. I can’t imagine she was with him by choice and arranged marriages aren’t just a rich and noble-born kind of thing.

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 14h

People wanna be fandom-infamous so badly they don’t even realize how much they’re embarrassing themselves to get there 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Anthony Wyatt @mranthonyw.bsky.social · 15h

Hey sorry for the long absence, but it’s been almost 5 whole years since I joined Spindlehorse! Figured I’d throw together my favorite scenes from every #HelluvaBoss episode I’ve worked on so far!

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 14h

We are endlessly obsessed with Squimshy Stolas 🥰

khosh 🦉🦎 pump me full of “sorry” @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 18h

I’m sorry, every time I see fanart of Stolas’ face being squishy, I fixate on it… he’s just So Squishy

Screenshot from Mission Zero. Blitzø pushes Stolas’ face into the desk before they have sex, and Stolas’ cheek smooshes onto its surface. Very squishy.

Screenshot from Harvest Moon Festival. Blitzø pushes Stolas away while they’re in bed, and Stolas’ cheek squishes. Very squishy!!

Screenshot from Apology Tour. Stolas sits in Blitzø’s lap with his cheek resting on Blitzø’s head. His cheek is very, very squishy!!

Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

Heh. Good.

I remember House of Cards folding like a cheap suit after that, too 😂

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

On the bright side:

Disney keeps making it easier and easier to not give them our money.

How much faster can they self-barbecue?

We wait with bated breath

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Viola - M&M trash @violet120.bsky.social · 1d

Stolas’s entire storyline is a perfect example that Male SA and abuse is still often over overlooked and ignored

Especially when the abuser is female
We’ve seen firsthand the way she treats not only Stolas, but others

Yet many still say Stella did nothing wrong & blame Stolas

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

Took one look at this and instantly had to go read up on Stolas’ associations with Jupiter 😍

Beryl @berylrivkah.bsky.social · 1d

Stolas
Oil on Canvas
For Selena, the lovely owner of the Rosewood Enchantikal Cottage
#witchsky #demonolatry

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

CANCELLED! isn’t even our biggest favorite, but the production on that one scratches our Tism so good 😂

Fate of Ophelia, Elizabeth Taylor, Opalite, Wi$h Li$t, Wood, Father Figure, Actually Romantic (srsly, when are we gonna see Taylor hosting a Comedy Roast already?!)

Gah! We love this whole rec!

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

Yass!!!! Lovely to meet you too! 🫶🏻

NGL, fuck Blake Lively, but CANCELLED! just drizzles over our brain like chocolate syrup and we keep hitting that one on repeat!

a cookie with a scoop of ice cream on top of it

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

Seriously! The whole album is like a 70’s funk pop glitter bottle and I’M OBSESSED 😍 It RADIATES JOY!!!!

a person is holding a mason jar filled with fairy lights and a crescent moon in the background

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!

It’s such a fun song and the production on it is so fucking good!

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

They are seriously some of THE MOST PRECIOUS PEOPLE IN EXISTENCE!!!!!

You remember the extra way Mark simped over Amy when he got his wisdom teeth removed?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭

I have been waiting for this day ever since! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Stolas’ Bi Lesbian Wifey @bifelicia319.bsky.social · 1d

EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 #CongratulationsMarkAndAmy!!!!!!

Ally 🤠🤎 @cowboylikeally.swifties.social · 1d

I don’t know if any of you have watched or watch Markiplier but HE GOT MARRIED 🥹

Mark fischbach is wearing a white suit and a red bow tie and is holding a fork. There is a cake in front of him with berries. Amy is wearing a white dress and is eating cake

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