Biff Whipster
@biffwhipster.bsky.social
Radical Pessimist
Recent Nihilism convert
Professional misanthrope
Asshole
Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk
I’m not going to “followback”
I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say
Annoy me and I will block you.
Recent Nihilism convert
Professional misanthrope
Asshole
Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk
I’m not going to “followback”
I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say
Annoy me and I will block you.
Amaro’s are some of the finest sipping (and shots). Low proof, and the variety of flavors is nigh infinite
Sometimes I really miss drinking
Sometimes I really miss drinking
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Amaro’s are some of the finest sipping (and shots). Low proof, and the variety of flavors is nigh infinite
Sometimes I really miss drinking
Sometimes I really miss drinking
A talking money?
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A talking money?
I’m a Texan, and Texas raises gentlemen. Gentlemen, and racists. God I hope I’m not a racist.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I’m a Texan, and Texas raises gentlemen. Gentlemen, and racists. God I hope I’m not a racist.
1) I don’t know
2) it’s not
3) *sobs* I DON’T KNOW *sobs*
2) it’s not
3) *sobs* I DON’T KNOW *sobs*
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
1) I don’t know
2) it’s not
3) *sobs* I DON’T KNOW *sobs*
2) it’s not
3) *sobs* I DON’T KNOW *sobs*
It feels like you’ve just about figured this all out
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It feels like you’ve just about figured this all out
They hadn’t discovered plot twists yet in the 1800’s
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
They hadn’t discovered plot twists yet in the 1800’s
To be fair that was like the least important crisis in that particular 10 minutes or so
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
To be fair that was like the least important crisis in that particular 10 minutes or so
Barber shot with a bar
Please tell me they’re called BARtendBERS
Please tell me they’re called BARtendBERS
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Barber shot with a bar
Please tell me they’re called BARtendBERS
Please tell me they’re called BARtendBERS
He’s right on.
The media need to start referring to these as executions instead of “secondary strikes”. I thought they all wanted clicks?
“POTUS & Hegseth order extrajudicial executions”
The media need to start referring to these as executions instead of “secondary strikes”. I thought they all wanted clicks?
“POTUS & Hegseth order extrajudicial executions”
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
He’s right on.
The media need to start referring to these as executions instead of “secondary strikes”. I thought they all wanted clicks?
“POTUS & Hegseth order extrajudicial executions”
The media need to start referring to these as executions instead of “secondary strikes”. I thought they all wanted clicks?
“POTUS & Hegseth order extrajudicial executions”
Nice try.
Not today CIA
Not today CIA
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Nice try.
Not today CIA
Not today CIA
Neck tattoo thing is starting to make sense
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Neck tattoo thing is starting to make sense
It will take generations to be trusted by the rest of the free world again.
And it won’t just happen. We’re going to have to take drastic measures like post war Germany.
And it won’t just happen. We’re going to have to take drastic measures like post war Germany.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It will take generations to be trusted by the rest of the free world again.
And it won’t just happen. We’re going to have to take drastic measures like post war Germany.
And it won’t just happen. We’re going to have to take drastic measures like post war Germany.
A good tattoo is a good tattoo
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
A good tattoo is a good tattoo
He’s implicitly telling them not to worry about the legality of orders because, “we got your back”
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
He’s implicitly telling them not to worry about the legality of orders because, “we got your back”
“Are you going to punish Billy for drawing on the walls with crayons?”
“He said he didn’t do it”
“He said he didn’t do it”
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“Are you going to punish Billy for drawing on the walls with crayons?”
“He said he didn’t do it”
“He said he didn’t do it”
Why do they say “thank you mister president” after he just insulted them to their faces
Pathetic
Pathetic
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why do they say “thank you mister president” after he just insulted them to their faces
Pathetic
Pathetic
Great fun! Thanks as always gents!
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Great fun! Thanks as always gents!