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Mary
27 and exhausted
Oh I love when the existential dread creeps in past the SSRIs like I thought we had this taken care of man
March 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I have become a person full of so much hate and primal rage as a side effect of living in the US and I have genuine hope that leaving is going to bring me some form of peace bc I rly can’t do this shit anymore lol
March 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I absolutely loathe meta but unfortunately neighborhood/local facebook pages are VERY useful and there’s genuinely no comparable platform when it comes to that kind of thing
March 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Stop fucking squirming. I am feeding you oats.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Finally taking my meds after being out for over a week is so nice like one pill and I was able to experience Thought™️ without wanting to throw up
March 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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no no no YOUR body is a temple. my body is the concert venue floor after a show
March 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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When the sleepy cat wakes up for a moment just to grab his head with his paws and squeeze it like a little melon?? HELLO????
March 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I need every social media platform to stop advertising me breakaway fest. I am weak and desperately need to see zedd again but im also too poor for this
February 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
lol I would REALLY appreciate if my psych would hurry up and put my refill in
February 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I need to bathe my own dog so bad but I keep getting home at like 6pm or later and frankly after that I’d rather die than bathe another dog
February 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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I want to hunt elon through a forest
February 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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i love when cats make a little honk noise after landing a jump
February 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I fucking hate when someone who’s never groomed dogs tries to tell me their dog is “easy” like do not piss me off
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Im so glad we’re getting out of here but I’m REALLY struggling with the idea of leaving all my friends to deal with this shit alone
February 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I fear I’m about to start listening to inside again
February 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Sometimes you just need to aggressively rub your entire face in a way that would horrify anti aging skincare enthusiasts
February 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I can’t even enjoy my last year of living in this country I’m so tired of living through major historical events every day
February 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Consistently angry about this country’s inability to provide very basic consideration for the needs of others
February 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love when I take off something on an order bc I’m allergic to it and they choose to ignore it! My favorite:)
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My back is on fire and I haven’t even done any big dogs today which means I’m absolutely gonna wanna kms tomorrow can’t wait
February 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
With the amount of shit I have to take care of beforehand I’m definitely not in a rush to move but man am I looking forward to never having to drive again if I don’t want to
February 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have some very loyal clients who absolutely “love” me but voted for trump and it’s going to be really funny when I tell them I’m moving to the UK bc I’m going to tell them why and they get to find out it’s their fault ✨💕
February 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Every time I open social media I’m presented with horrors beyond my comprehension and I’m just so tired lol
February 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Every time I read through the requirements to get someone a UK spouse visa I’m so overwhelmed lol

I just wanna get us out of here man
January 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM