matt 🦖
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I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.
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matt 🦖
@bigbadbick.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Ah well. You win some, you lose a lot.
Having normal 36 year old thoughts like “Should I buy a bass?”
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Having normal 36 year old thoughts like “Should I buy a bass?”
Oh, so that’s why the voice acting in that Love Death and Robots with dinosaurs sucked so much ass. It’s because they got Mr Beast to do it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Oh, so that’s why the voice acting in that Love Death and Robots with dinosaurs sucked so much ass. It’s because they got Mr Beast to do it.
Doing an incredible, minutes-long Revolver Ocelot style gun twirling routine with history’s biggest shit-eating grin before putting the gun to my temple and pulling the trigger.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Doing an incredible, minutes-long Revolver Ocelot style gun twirling routine with history’s biggest shit-eating grin before putting the gun to my temple and pulling the trigger.
I love busting my ass trying to lose weight for two straight years just so everyone I know can continue to tell me how much I look like every fat white guy with glasses they’ve ever seen in their lives.
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love busting my ass trying to lose weight for two straight years just so everyone I know can continue to tell me how much I look like every fat white guy with glasses they’ve ever seen in their lives.
Learned the (very simple, like so simple anyone could do it) guitar riff to seven nation army and now I am unstoppable.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Learned the (very simple, like so simple anyone could do it) guitar riff to seven nation army and now I am unstoppable.
Sometimes I forget how hard Jojo's Bizarre Adventure whips.
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sometimes I forget how hard Jojo's Bizarre Adventure whips.
Ayyyy, dis guy right here. That's what we call "Using your classics degree."
Posting so it's on the record. I haven't even cleared the second area of Hades II yet, and I don't even know if the early access version of the game even gets to the end of the story, but my theory is that Hecate is future Melinoe due to some timey wimey bullshit.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ayyyy, dis guy right here. That's what we call "Using your classics degree."
Playing the first episode of Dispatch has given me Melancholy™️
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Playing the first episode of Dispatch has given me Melancholy™️
Overhearing a coworker explain how to use chat gpt and ending with "and make sure to verify, because sometimes it lies" and just, like, fucking why even use the program? God, everything fucking sucks.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Overhearing a coworker explain how to use chat gpt and ending with "and make sure to verify, because sometimes it lies" and just, like, fucking why even use the program? God, everything fucking sucks.
If I encountered some kind of horrible monster in a terrifying scenario, such as a haunted house, amusement park, or apothecary, I would simply elect not to be afraid of it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If I encountered some kind of horrible monster in a terrifying scenario, such as a haunted house, amusement park, or apothecary, I would simply elect not to be afraid of it.
I like the guy's movies, but if I were him, this is not a can of worms I'd be particularly interested in opening.
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I like the guy's movies, but if I were him, this is not a can of worms I'd be particularly interested in opening.
I've never been entirely clear on whether "Mamba" was a nickname people actually used for Kobe, or if that was something he tried calling himself and everyone just kind of laughed about until his untimely death, at which point it underwent a kind of cultural osmosis.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I've never been entirely clear on whether "Mamba" was a nickname people actually used for Kobe, or if that was something he tried calling himself and everyone just kind of laughed about until his untimely death, at which point it underwent a kind of cultural osmosis.
That's right, audience of adoring New Yorkers.
![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That's right, audience of adoring New Yorkers.
Brick walls may give pigs a sense of security and shelter, but they aren't always realistic, says big bad wolf.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Brick walls may give pigs a sense of security and shelter, but they aren't always realistic, says big bad wolf.
"Most new media is shit!" Most old media was shit, too. You only remember the good stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Most new media is shit!" Most old media was shit, too. You only remember the good stuff.
All this "cousin walk" talk is discriminatory towards those of us who grew up with too much of an age gap to ever get high with our cousins during family get-togethers.
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
All this "cousin walk" talk is discriminatory towards those of us who grew up with too much of an age gap to ever get high with our cousins during family get-togethers.
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Chotiner: Hades II. Would you say you're a fan?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Chotiner: Hades II. Would you say you're a fan?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
Mandela effect except I'm convinced that Goodra was originally Dragon/Poison typing.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Mandela effect except I'm convinced that Goodra was originally Dragon/Poison typing.
Chotiner: Hades II. Would you say you're a fan?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Chotiner: Hades II. Would you say you're a fan?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
Me: I dabbled a bit during early access, sure.
Chotiner: Dabbled. So, just to clarify, when the hour count says--
Me: Can we take this off the record for a minute?
Hero? This man chose the most forgiving same-day shipping option on Amazon!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hero? This man chose the most forgiving same-day shipping option on Amazon!
Apparently YTV aired a game show called "Japanizi" in 2013 and I just think... man, you shouldn't call it that.
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Apparently YTV aired a game show called "Japanizi" in 2013 and I just think... man, you shouldn't call it that.
Well, at least they haven't already demolished the east wing to make room for it.
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Well, at least they haven't already demolished the east wing to make room for it.
Every time you think you've seen the stupidest possible picture of a cybertruck, the internet finds a new way to surprise you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Every time you think you've seen the stupidest possible picture of a cybertruck, the internet finds a new way to surprise you.
The thing that kills me about applying for jobs is that people are always like "Well, you gotta shoot for volume. You should be applying to dozens of jobs at a time. Also, all of them should have a bespoke resume and cover letter, even though, yes, that is a full time job on its own."
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The thing that kills me about applying for jobs is that people are always like "Well, you gotta shoot for volume. You should be applying to dozens of jobs at a time. Also, all of them should have a bespoke resume and cover letter, even though, yes, that is a full time job on its own."