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matt 🦖
@bigbadbick.bsky.social
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I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love.

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Oh no.
It’s Abby. Yep. In the future, everyone will have an affair with Olivia Nuzzi for 15 minutes. Internet Hippo We’ve invented “Wife 2.0” and we can’t wait to share it with you
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Pfft, yeah, like it’s hard to draw a clock.
A bad drawing of a clock. The face isn’t round, the hands are off the face and the only two numbers are 4 and 7 on the wrong sides, and also off the face.
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Grandpa Simpson yelling "That's the democrats for ya!"
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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My PlayStation shouldn't be allowed to yell at me just because the power went out.
The Freedom of Speech painting by Norman Rockwell where the guy in the brown coat is standing up at a meeting with kind of a dopey look on his face and everyone is looking at him with awed silence because I guess he's speaking his mind. Anyway, it's clearly the 1950s or 60s, so it's a pretty homogenous bunch.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I can live with this.
Silksong ending screen Game Completion Percentage 86% Time 100h 26m 41s
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Hallowed be thy ween. Do not speak to me or my more handsome son ever again.
A mirror selfie of a man in white shirt, brown pants, suspenders and a blue scarf. Rick O’Connell from The Mummy is in the bottom corner, arms folded.
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Photo of Trump next to photo of Carney. Captioned “Ontario to pull ad that angered Trump on Monday, Ford says - after weekend’s World Series games. Achewood comic Panel one: Teodor walks towards Ray Smuckles (seated) “Hey guys! Guess who just got…” Panel two/three: Teodor is singing/dancing “yelllled aaat!”
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS!!!!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Talk about your serendipity.
A screenshot showing two drawings of Beast from X-Men in quick succession.
October 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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George Costanza wearing a Toronto Blue Jays hat saying The Toronto Blue Jays!
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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“No more losing,” says moron who blew the biggest layup of an election in recorded history and somehow got to keep his job.
October 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Me: Well, surely the Final Fantasy Tactics remaster will cost somewhere in the neighbourhood of 30 dollars. Maybe 40 at the high end of things.

Square Enix:
Screenshot of Mrs. Glick from the Simpsons episode Two Bad Neighbors during the rummage sale portion of the intro. She's speaking into a microphone held by Ned Flanders and the caption reads "It is a Final Fantasy, Ned. $67."
September 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Rogers congratulating the Blue Jays for making the post-season.
Obama gives a medal to Obama.
September 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Switched from Lossless to HQ for music and instantly got like 60 gigabytes back lol.
Screenshot of 256 GB iPhone storage usage. A slightly smaller vast majority of space is being used by Music.
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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My Chemical Romance should have released Conventional Weapons as an LP.
That Norman Rockwell paitning of the goober in the brown coat
September 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Please help me budget this, my family is dying.
Screenshot of 256 GB iPhone storage usage. The vast majority of space is being used by Music.
September 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Homer Simpson from the episode Bart Gets an Elephant (Season 5, Episode 17) covered in tar, having been pulled from the Springfield tarpits by none other than Stampy the Elephant, musing on whether they should send Stampy to live an idyllic life in an exotic animal rescue, or sell him to Mr. Blackheart, the ivory dealer (and one time president of the Fox network). "Who's to say what's right these days," Homer asks, "what with all our modern ideas... and products?"
September 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Me finally beating the Last Judge in Silksong after 150 tries.
September 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Me, right now, if you even care
Ben Affleck, standing on a beach in a towel staring pensively out over the sea.
September 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Reading the feedback emails at work like
Jessica Lovejoy and Bart Simpson in Sunday School sitting at small desks. Jessica asks "Do you ever think anything you don't say?"
August 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Gerard Way being assassinated by a clown in front of thousands of adoring fans.
August 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Facebook keeps trying to show me reels and I would just like to reiterate my stance that everyone involved with generative AI should be arrested, just in case.
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Don’t make me tap the sign.
Sign tapping gag from the simpsons. Text reads: America has moved beyond a need for Jon Stewart
August 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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I'm very normal!
Letterboxd screen cap Recent Activity Weapons (2025): 4 Stars Kpop Demon Hunters (2025): 4 Stars The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991): 3 Stars Prisoners (2013): 3.5 Stars
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Futurama screen grab. Hermes is about to jump off the Planet Express building, and his coworkers have gathered below on the street. Bender yells "DO A FLIP!"
August 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM