Big Country Benjamin
@bigcountrybenjamin.bsky.social
failed retail associate
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I genuinely forgot we had a governor
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I genuinely forgot we had a governor
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Just found out gooner is an anagram of Oregon. Merry christmas gang!
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Just found out gooner is an anagram of Oregon. Merry christmas gang!
Not to be too woke but "Merry Christmas" coming from strangers is weird to me and I can't even explain why
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Not to be too woke but "Merry Christmas" coming from strangers is weird to me and I can't even explain why
I genuinely forgot we had a governor
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I genuinely forgot we had a governor
It's still funny to me that people sincerely treated Montage like it was a fancy French restaurant
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It's still funny to me that people sincerely treated Montage like it was a fancy French restaurant
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'determined' is driving around to share hot meals
'dedicated' is driving around, at night, in rainy weather, w/poor visibility, to search for hungry people, for *at least 4 hours* b/c you can't find people to feed
EVEN DURING THE WINTER HOLIDAYS PEOPLE ARE GETTING SWEPT! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
'dedicated' is driving around, at night, in rainy weather, w/poor visibility, to search for hungry people, for *at least 4 hours* b/c you can't find people to feed
EVEN DURING THE WINTER HOLIDAYS PEOPLE ARE GETTING SWEPT! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Monday night our somewhat soggy but determined volunteers made & shared 105 servings beef ravioli, fruit slices, water, & harm reduction supplies w/our unhoused neighbors!
We rely on donations to provide vital resources
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
We rely on donations to provide vital resources
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
December 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
'determined' is driving around to share hot meals
'dedicated' is driving around, at night, in rainy weather, w/poor visibility, to search for hungry people, for *at least 4 hours* b/c you can't find people to feed
EVEN DURING THE WINTER HOLIDAYS PEOPLE ARE GETTING SWEPT! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
'dedicated' is driving around, at night, in rainy weather, w/poor visibility, to search for hungry people, for *at least 4 hours* b/c you can't find people to feed
EVEN DURING THE WINTER HOLIDAYS PEOPLE ARE GETTING SWEPT! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Viral coffee hole
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Reminder: a handful of caring people can feed dozens of hungry people. We care about our community. Here's just a few of the many meals we cooked for our unhoused neighbors this year!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
December 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Reminder: a handful of caring people can feed dozens of hungry people. We care about our community. Here's just a few of the many meals we cooked for our unhoused neighbors this year!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
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Community is really just neighbors helping neighbors, which is the best reason to have neighbors. Here's just a few of the many meals we cooked for our unhoused neighbors this year!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Community is really just neighbors helping neighbors, which is the best reason to have neighbors. Here's just a few of the many meals we cooked for our unhoused neighbors this year!
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
We rely on donations to feed people
Venmo- pdxfeedthestreets
Cashapp- FTSPortland
#MutualAid #PDX #MutualAidPdx
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…desperate enough for rent/groceries to flash a flesh wound for cred. All day every day, unpaid antifascism will continue
💸 AntifaSheriff on Venn
$TippyBerkman cashapp
💸 AntifaSheriff on Venn
$TippyBerkman cashapp
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
…desperate enough for rent/groceries to flash a flesh wound for cred. All day every day, unpaid antifascism will continue
💸 AntifaSheriff on Venn
$TippyBerkman cashapp
💸 AntifaSheriff on Venn
$TippyBerkman cashapp
saddle up motherfuckers it's hot toddy day (i am sick)
It’s beef stew day motherfuckers
December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
saddle up motherfuckers it's hot toddy day (i am sick)
These are the whiniest homers I've ever heard, man lmao
8. "Going for two up 27-10, YOU'RE WELCOMING THIS!"
"This is on Sirianni"
"WHAT IS THEIR REASONING FOR GOING FOR TWO OTHER THAN RUBBING IT IN!?"
"This is definitely on Nick Sirianni"
"You're asking for this"
Professional deflectors
"This is on Sirianni"
"WHAT IS THEIR REASONING FOR GOING FOR TWO OTHER THAN RUBBING IT IN!?"
"This is definitely on Nick Sirianni"
"You're asking for this"
Professional deflectors
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
These are the whiniest homers I've ever heard, man lmao
i like when the smaller players score touchdowns and the bigger players give them uppies
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i like when the smaller players score touchdowns and the bigger players give them uppies
Bombed so hard tonight and I needed it so bad. NOW I’m officially back
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bombed so hard tonight and I needed it so bad. NOW I’m officially back
It’s beef stew day motherfuckers
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s beef stew day motherfuckers
I'm only one beer and one shot deep and I have STRONG feelings about pro wrestling
December 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm only one beer and one shot deep and I have STRONG feelings about pro wrestling
Soft launching for when they get their own frog costumes
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Soft launching for when they get their own frog costumes
Found out the Bangs in the office vending machine are expired after I drank a whole can so I am looking forward to my new super powers (probably just anger)
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Found out the Bangs in the office vending machine are expired after I drank a whole can so I am looking forward to my new super powers (probably just anger)
The people who hated the medians on Division and then promptly forgot about it are gonna have to put something new on their sun bleached yard signs eventually anyway
Today I scared Earl Blumenhauer in a meeting when I suggested we add baskets of bricks at unsafe intersections for pedestrians and cyclists to carry as they crossed lmfao
It would get drivers to act right!! Just sayin’
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It would get drivers to act right!! Just sayin’
😌✨
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The people who hated the medians on Division and then promptly forgot about it are gonna have to put something new on their sun bleached yard signs eventually anyway
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Hey Portland peeps: if you know anyone in the real estate community or know someone looking to buy or sell house, please warn them to stay away from Harlan Mayer. He’s a racist, antisemitic asshole who likes leaving shitty misogynist comments about concentration camps on women’s TikTok videos!
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hey Portland peeps: if you know anyone in the real estate community or know someone looking to buy or sell house, please warn them to stay away from Harlan Mayer. He’s a racist, antisemitic asshole who likes leaving shitty misogynist comments about concentration camps on women’s TikTok videos!
"Big Pipe is FULL. Do NOT go in the river!" we live in a cartoon
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"Big Pipe is FULL. Do NOT go in the river!" we live in a cartoon
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Like… you all just watched something historic. Just wild.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Like… you all just watched something historic. Just wild.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
I have been praising Fox for this all year and I feel so validated tonight
The music guys in the truck are on heaters today
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have been praising Fox for this all year and I feel so validated tonight
IN RETROSPECT THE APPARENT NECESSITY OF A 6 PM CAPPUCCINO MAY HAVE BEEN A MISCALCULATION
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
IN RETROSPECT THE APPARENT NECESSITY OF A 6 PM CAPPUCCINO MAY HAVE BEEN A MISCALCULATION
Wrapped is so funny. Oh damn I listened to a lot of Deftones, Knocked Loose, and Turnstile? I had no idea! I have a little mouse in my hat that tells me what to do
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Wrapped is so funny. Oh damn I listened to a lot of Deftones, Knocked Loose, and Turnstile? I had no idea! I have a little mouse in my hat that tells me what to do