What if you prefer to keep your ducks in a column
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
What if you prefer to keep your ducks in a column
Chaps are, by definition, assless.
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Chaps are, by definition, assless.
Disney on ICE, where all the characters cover their faces and are inept and brutish. Such totalitarian whimsy.
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Disney on ICE, where all the characters cover their faces and are inept and brutish. Such totalitarian whimsy.
I keep feeling like there's something I'm forgetting that I'm never supposed to forget...
September 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I keep feeling like there's something I'm forgetting that I'm never supposed to forget...
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almost forgot this classic somehow
September 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
almost forgot this classic somehow
MANANA: the banana for MEN
August 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
MANANA: the banana for MEN
Comedians In Cars Getting Crispy Chicken Sandwiches
June 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Comedians In Cars Getting Crispy Chicken Sandwiches
At least once in my life, I'd like to own a bucket.
June 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
At least once in my life, I'd like to own a bucket.
There is no happy meal; only suffering meal
March 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There is no happy meal; only suffering meal
Being grounded is wasted on the youth. I'd love to be grounded right now.
"Sorry, can't go out for drinks with you and your coworkers, I'm grounded."
"Sorry, can't go out for drinks with you and your coworkers, I'm grounded."
March 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Being grounded is wasted on the youth. I'd love to be grounded right now.
"Sorry, can't go out for drinks with you and your coworkers, I'm grounded."
"Sorry, can't go out for drinks with you and your coworkers, I'm grounded."
Separated at birth?
March 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Separated at birth?
I was calling Elon a douchebag before it was cool.
March 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I was calling Elon a douchebag before it was cool.
Obsessive Compulsive Piss Order
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Obsessive Compulsive Piss Order
Once again I am urging you to BOYCOTT THE PUPPY BOWL. They BARBECUE THE LOSING TEAM.
February 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Once again I am urging you to BOYCOTT THE PUPPY BOWL. They BARBECUE THE LOSING TEAM.
Bad news, guys. My doctor just called to break the news that I've got a case of having that dog in me. It's inoperable and terminal.
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bad news, guys. My doctor just called to break the news that I've got a case of having that dog in me. It's inoperable and terminal.
Comedians In Cars Getting Got
January 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Comedians In Cars Getting Got
Comedians In Cars Getting Questionable Legal Advice
January 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Comedians In Cars Getting Questionable Legal Advice
Separated at birth?
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Separated at birth?
Revenge is a dish best served
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Revenge is a dish best served
Imagine being richer than God, building a rocket to defy gravity and spit in God's face, and naming it Glenn.
January 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Imagine being richer than God, building a rocket to defy gravity and spit in God's face, and naming it Glenn.
Male porn stars should refer to work as "winging wang".
January 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Male porn stars should refer to work as "winging wang".
I just think it would be really neat if we all agreed to pronounce the shooter's name with a hard G.
December 11, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I just think it would be really neat if we all agreed to pronounce the shooter's name with a hard G.
December first: the day the streets are flooded with cum.
December 1, 2024 at 4:53 PM
December first: the day the streets are flooded with cum.
Hello salsa my old friend
I'm at the Taco bar again
I'm at the Taco bar again
November 21, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Hello salsa my old friend
I'm at the Taco bar again
I'm at the Taco bar again
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If you are a sexual predator waiting to be appointed to the presidential cabinet, stay in line
November 21, 2024 at 7:00 PM
If you are a sexual predator waiting to be appointed to the presidential cabinet, stay in line