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tall pop fan and unserious hater with nice hair (nsfw)
toronto-ish
@ryran.bsky.social 💕💍
Monday morning wellness check from a spam number 💜
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I somehow didn’t get any new emails over the weekend
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My complexion is a disaster after having movie popcorn with butter 3 days in a row but I’d do it again.
December 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Seated for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair on 35mm 🥲🥲🥲
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Popular With Friends feed is committed to showing me white gay men with 0% body fat calling themselves whales
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’m at the don’t just post Madonna lyrics part of my night
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’ll never forget my Chromatica Ball because that was the day Allie X locked her dog in a hot car lmfaooooo
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This radiates evil You get to exhale now, Simon energy
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hey queen! Girl, you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly. I'd like to say I’m surprised but I know who you are. I’ve seen it up close and personal. Girl, you make me so proud, and I love you.
Church by JADE on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:40
music.apple.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We got a volcano vaporizer for weed which is great but “morning bags” doesn’t have the same ring as “morning bong rips”
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Josh O’Connor in Wake Up Dead Man
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Addison is a perfectly fine pop debut but its high placement on many lists is a bit ????? (conversely, Headphones On deserves it)
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I love to delete and rewrite posts like c’mon the story is never done evolving puss
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
oooooooooo I can’t get enough of this Erika de Casier album. I regret not listening sooner but I am here now!
a woman is standing in front of a purple wall wearing a colorful shirt and skirt .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a purple wall wearing a colorful shirt and skirt .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I invented a power outage which only lasted as long as the 3-hour meeting I didn’t feel like going to
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Canada’s Drag Race giving us the best (English-speaking) season in years iktr 🙂‍↕️
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Brooklyn Nights
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Where’s the Rosalía tour presale sign-up for gay men who were sent to Catholic school and had to endure 12+ years of “religion class” because their parents were kinda racist toward the public school system while already living in an overwhelmingly white Canadian suburb is what I wanna know.
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I’m gonna be reeeeeally really brave and wait until the end of the month to post my year-end rankings
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My brain is already on the vacation from work that starts in 2 weeks
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
GODDDDDDD not a “Bluesky wrapped” …… I think some of you need to free yourselves from the mental prison of caring about “skircles”/engagement stats
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Glee rewatch is going psychotically thanks for asking
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I asked to set up an intro call and this new client answered “I’d prefer to not speak on the phone” like awwwwww do you need your binky too
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A glaring omission on every best-of list from today. Smh
Are You That Somebody? by Aaliyah on Apple Music
Song · 1998 · Duration 4:25
music.apple.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM