Like just give a new release date already if we’re gonna delay. Everyone (literally just me) is frothing at the mouth for this game.

Every wall jump and double jump spot will be clearly marked with yellow paint and there will be a companion character that stops gameplay to say “hmm, I wonder what’s up there? 🤔” or “if only we could reach that! 😖”

And then the dog gets off the computer and we get the title drop “Dog with a Blog”

Feels like I’ve been waiting for the moment that makes this game make sense to me, but every new info drop is like “Samus can open doors with psychic powers” or “Samus can bike through an empty desert” and I just find it hard to get excited about that.

W mug ‼️

I cowardishly hid behind my partner as they bravely searched behind some pillows and got jumpscared by it. They courageously screamed at it, armed with a swiffer, until it flew out.

Life is now beautiful, utopian, and birdless. I haven’t breathed this normally since this afternoon.

Not that it’s an explicitly bad game, but it gets such a disproportionate amount of praise when it’s just kind of an alright game. Most of which is probably due to the first major generation of Gaming YouTubers all growing up with it and making video essays about it being perfect in the 2010s.

Heres the vid: youtu.be/u8BkF8U8_RM?...

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