Tom
@biggreenjelly25.bsky.social
UK Phx Suns fan, record collector, AuDHD, Leguminati
More record stuff on Instagram @biggreenjelly
More record stuff on Instagram @biggreenjelly
It's ridiculous how much better he is at basketball than every other person on the planet
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's ridiculous how much better he is at basketball than every other person on the planet
It's now less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the second time. It's also less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the third time.
the empire state building in new york city is surrounded by tall buildings
ALT: the empire state building in new york city is surrounded by tall buildings
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It's now less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the second time. It's also less than a month until I get to see the Phoenix Suns live for the third time.
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This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that?
The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.
The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This is obscene. Why can't other politicians say that?
The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.
The 25 richest families are collectively $358.7 billion richer than a year ago, with a combined fortune totaling $2.9 trillion.
I graduated from university in 2007. I'm weeks away from my 40th birthday and today, I paid off my student loan
a monkey wearing a pink bikini is dancing on a sidewalk
ALT: a monkey wearing a pink bikini is dancing on a sidewalk
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I graduated from university in 2007. I'm weeks away from my 40th birthday and today, I paid off my student loan
The vegan restaurants in Liverpool are busier today! #YourParty
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The vegan restaurants in Liverpool are busier today! #YourParty
Off to the capital for a week of Gizz
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Off to the capital for a week of Gizz
As someone who has been a member of The Green Party for a decade, I'm looking forward to suggesting Labour supporters should vote Green to keep out the worse option. See how they like it
October 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As someone who has been a member of The Green Party for a decade, I'm looking forward to suggesting Labour supporters should vote Green to keep out the worse option. See how they like it
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It should be illegal for your phone to display that it has 4 or 5G when in reality you have the equivalent speed of an obese snail who really doesn't want to move.
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It should be illegal for your phone to display that it has 4 or 5G when in reality you have the equivalent speed of an obese snail who really doesn't want to move.
Wandering around one of the greatest cities in the world
September 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wandering around one of the greatest cities in the world
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
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MERCURY ELIMINATE THE DEFENDING CHAMPS!!!!!
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
MERCURY ELIMINATE THE DEFENDING CHAMPS!!!!!
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Mercury coach got jokes lol
"Is that AT's first triple double of the year?"
"Is that AT's first triple double of the year?"
September 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Mercury coach got jokes lol
"Is that AT's first triple double of the year?"
"Is that AT's first triple double of the year?"
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A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
I'm doing my best to match each of my costumes to the local environment
September 17, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I'm doing my best to match each of my costumes to the local environment
Just the 5 ports for me at lunch. That's all.
September 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Just the 5 ports for me at lunch. That's all.
There are 34 vegan restaurants and cafes in Porto. One down, 33 to go..
September 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
There are 34 vegan restaurants and cafes in Porto. One down, 33 to go..
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This gag from Fast and Furious (1924) may seem a bit familiar to silent comedy fans
September 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This gag from Fast and Furious (1924) may seem a bit familiar to silent comedy fans
I wore a new costume at work today. Two people complimented me on it and both times I talked about my nipples.
Don't compliment autistic people. We don't know how to take it and will talk about our nipples if you do.
Don't compliment autistic people. We don't know how to take it and will talk about our nipples if you do.
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I wore a new costume at work today. Two people complimented me on it and both times I talked about my nipples.
Don't compliment autistic people. We don't know how to take it and will talk about our nipples if you do.
Don't compliment autistic people. We don't know how to take it and will talk about our nipples if you do.
I used to like watching #PMQs. Maybe it's changed a bit or maybe I just see it more but every question is either
"Would the Prime Minister agree with me that the Labour Government is brilliant?"
Or
"The Labour Government is rubbish, would the Prime Minister agree?"
There's no substance.
"Would the Prime Minister agree with me that the Labour Government is brilliant?"
Or
"The Labour Government is rubbish, would the Prime Minister agree?"
There's no substance.
September 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I used to like watching #PMQs. Maybe it's changed a bit or maybe I just see it more but every question is either
"Would the Prime Minister agree with me that the Labour Government is brilliant?"
Or
"The Labour Government is rubbish, would the Prime Minister agree?"
There's no substance.
"Would the Prime Minister agree with me that the Labour Government is brilliant?"
Or
"The Labour Government is rubbish, would the Prime Minister agree?"
There's no substance.
I watched The Thursday Murder Club. It feels like the sort of thing that people who watch ITV would love. The sort of film for people who "like all types of music". People who laugh at adverts will love that film.
August 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I watched The Thursday Murder Club. It feels like the sort of thing that people who watch ITV would love. The sort of film for people who "like all types of music". People who laugh at adverts will love that film.
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A retired headteacher was arrested for carrying an Eye joke at a march in July.
To hear more about Mr Farley’s arrest and release, tune in to the Summer Free Speech Special episode of Page 94, the Private Eye magazine podcast.
To hear more about Mr Farley’s arrest and release, tune in to the Summer Free Speech Special episode of Page 94, the Private Eye magazine podcast.
August 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A retired headteacher was arrested for carrying an Eye joke at a march in July.
To hear more about Mr Farley’s arrest and release, tune in to the Summer Free Speech Special episode of Page 94, the Private Eye magazine podcast.
To hear more about Mr Farley’s arrest and release, tune in to the Summer Free Speech Special episode of Page 94, the Private Eye magazine podcast.