Countess Coochie Flagranté
@biggtoblerone.bsky.social
so sleepy, so cunty, I contain multitudes
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Had to leave twitter cause they tried to lock me in. I will not be contained
Avatar Fire and Ash imax 3d ticket secured
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Avatar Fire and Ash imax 3d ticket secured
God, I hate call center reps 🙃
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
God, I hate call center reps 🙃
Got to see New Orleans for the first time
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Got to see New Orleans for the first time
rest in piss
September 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
rest in piss
Can someone please explain to me how bad lipstick application exists? Like I get eyeliner and even foundation can be finicky but lipstick? Do you not know where your lips begin and end? Are you stupid?
August 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Can someone please explain to me how bad lipstick application exists? Like I get eyeliner and even foundation can be finicky but lipstick? Do you not know where your lips begin and end? Are you stupid?
Nothin beats the state fair, baby
August 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Nothin beats the state fair, baby
Imagine chimping out over shoplifting lmao
May 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Imagine chimping out over shoplifting lmao
tarrifs are being orchestrated by Big Pavement ™️
“At least I got to say slurs again,” the finance guy who never stopped saying slurs thinks to himself as he opens his 37th story office window and looks at the sidewalk below.
April 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
tarrifs are being orchestrated by Big Pavement ™️
Site is a snooze fest, somebody say something funny
April 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Site is a snooze fest, somebody say something funny
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What I imagine when people say they’re zooted
January 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What I imagine when people say they’re zooted
How I'd pull up on that teacher
January 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How I'd pull up on that teacher
Shootin up that black tar psychosis
Checking in on one of my favorite twitter lunatics
January 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Shootin up that black tar psychosis
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'Dinosaurs Eating a CEO' (2013)
John Brosio
John Brosio
January 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
'Dinosaurs Eating a CEO' (2013)
John Brosio
John Brosio
I have more respect for the animals on my plate than I do for any politician
January 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I have more respect for the animals on my plate than I do for any politician
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Gotta say, don’t love neoliberalism really paving the way for ecofascism
"Do you regret cutting the fire department's budget by millions of dollars?"
Karen Bass: [silence]
Karen Bass: [silence]
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Gotta say, don’t love neoliberalism really paving the way for ecofascism
Karen Bass has a home address...
"Do you regret cutting the fire department's budget by millions of dollars?"
Karen Bass: [silence]
Karen Bass: [silence]
January 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Karen Bass has a home address...
2.9 seconds in
January 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
2.9 seconds in
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 2,1947
January 2,1947
January 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 2,1947
January 2,1947
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There should be a list of diseases such as polio and measles where if your child is able to be vaccinated, is not vaccinated, and gets sick and dies of them, we prosecute you for murder.
“What might it look like to open the Democratic tent to vaccine-skeptical Americans, of which there are a growing number?”
We saw this in the early 2010s in crunchy Marin suburbs! It sucked! Measles came back!
We saw this in the early 2010s in crunchy Marin suburbs! It sucked! Measles came back!
December 31, 2024 at 5:58 PM
There should be a list of diseases such as polio and measles where if your child is able to be vaccinated, is not vaccinated, and gets sick and dies of them, we prosecute you for murder.
No one is obligated to party if they don't want to but the way y'all post about refusing to leave your houses ... you're miserable, babe
January 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
No one is obligated to party if they don't want to but the way y'all post about refusing to leave your houses ... you're miserable, babe
If dipshits wanna off themselves through preventable means we should simply let them
Untreated water enthusiasts swear by natural springs, or “raw water.” Many of them are part of the so-called health freedom movement, which opposes vaccine mandates, pasteurized milk and other government public health interventions.
‘Raw Water’ Devotees Swear by Natural Springs, Despite the Risks
Untreated water enthusiasts swear by natural springs. Their movement has parallels with raw milk drinkers and vaccine skeptics.
www.nytimes.com
January 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If dipshits wanna off themselves through preventable means we should simply let them
Can't believe I'm seeing people bitch about the fireworks people had for their parties. It's like the most socially acceptable night of the year to do so. It's been happening for centuries. You'll live 🎇🎆
January 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Can't believe I'm seeing people bitch about the fireworks people had for their parties. It's like the most socially acceptable night of the year to do so. It's been happening for centuries. You'll live 🎇🎆
Just saw nosferatu, did not disappoint
December 28, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Just saw nosferatu, did not disappoint
Close enough haha
December 8, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Close enough haha